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were all gonna die !!!!!

#1
I am not happy at the fact that every body dies !!. i am a comedian (bad spelling) but some times cannot be funny cas i have the idea i could die stuck in my noggin!! and why did god invent pain,i mean its ok for jesus to fall off a cliff and walk away un-harmed but if i take a knife,like so :sword: and slit my wrist then jesus says " eejit, slitting his wrist, he could have killed him self", so god if your there, F@!# YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mfinger:
 

ODDDLY

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WOW! I hope you feel better.

Welcome to wtf.com you steaming pile of useless shit. :mfinger:
 
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you're a comedian? couldn't tell.

at least you can spell semi-right. (if that's not a word, fuck you. if it is a word, fuck you anyway.)

please don't be annoying.

kthxbye.
 

Jung

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Dogbert said:
WOW! I hope you feel better.

Welcome to wtf.com you steaming pile of useless shit. :mfinger:
Unforgiven said:
you're a comedian? couldn't tell...
please don't be annoying.
Quoted for emphasis.
 

Jason

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#5
I'd usually call you some sort of funny name and welcome you to the site..

However after I read your comedy routine I figured why do that, when I can throw this tomato...

:tomato: