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What a Nutter!!!

meh_it_all

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Okay so my mate has this new girlfriend who is completely nuts! Seriously i'm not joking, I'm not talking about nutters that need to be locked up in mental home because they have fucked up issues.. but the kind-of people that are just plain-out wierd!!

Everytime shes there i can't help but laugh!

Apperantly last night she invited a whole load of friends found to my mate's house (her boyfriend, just to verify) and throw a party...in the short space of time that he went out to go to the shop!!

She does other stuff like jump infront of cars just to see if they will stop or not (funnily enough she hasn't been run over yet...damn!)

And once, she gave a cabbie a blow job 'cos she had no cash.

She even sprayed hair spray on some girls hair and lit it on fire... she put it out after two seconds though.. apperantly the girl got away with a patch of her hair missing.. (yes you may be thinking thats fucked up, thats one of the fucked up things ive heard from her. She mostly does other freaky crap)

The bad part of this story, is shes dumb... basically just really dumb to talk to!... Maybe she was dropped on her head when she was a child?!?! and the outlet of not having any kind of social talking with other people is to act wierd.

My mate is enjoying her at the moment..... How long do you think it will last?? ;)
 

dustinzgirl

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holy shit that sounds like my little sister.
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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meh_it_all said:
And once, she gave a cabbie a blow job 'cos she had no cash.

That is disgusting. I wouldn't touch that bitch with a ten foot pole. :sick:
 
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Jung

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meh_it_all said:
My mate is enjoying her at the moment..... How long do you think it will last?? ;)
Probably until he gets HIVAIDS... or some common sense.
 

meh_it_all

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Fire - I'm sure no-one would, I sure as hell don't.. she tried to give me a hug hello and i hugged my mate instead :p

Junglizm - Yeah... no-one knows what she has lurking in her body..

I saw her last night and I'm not quite sure what happened.. but i was eating and i looked behind me to look at the tv, and i heard her coughing or sneezing or something. And i turn to see something on my plate.. that came from someone else.. ewww it was gross. I obviously threw it away.

She has this hideous laugh too... :redface:

Maybe i should attack her in her sleep :confused:

I want to know why my mate is attracted to her...really! i do.

I'll ask him later.
 

dawizard

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I wouldn't ask
I'd tell him why she's all wrong for him.
Then help him find something better immediately.
That's what friends are for.
Sorry just my 2 cents.
 

chucktheskiffie

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everyone knows someone like this... they are good value for a little while, then either shit hits the fan, or it gets boring...

enjoy some crazy times with the girl, she sounds like she's got some good ideas...
 

meh_it_all

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Well... I've found out she cheated on him...
So i go round his place and tell him all this...


and you know what he says to me?!

"I know"

What?! he knows?!...

and then he goes on about how he knew this would happen...

But hes STILL going out with her?! :mad:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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meh_it_all said:
Well... I've found out she cheated on him...
So i go round his place and tell him all this...


and you know what he says to me?!

"I know"

What?! he knows?!...

and then he goes on about how he knew this would happen...

But hes STILL going out with her?! :mad:
He's in "love"... he's getting shit on... go figure, guys "in love" are even more retarded than we that are loveless.
 

meh_it_all

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He's not in love...not a flipping chance!!!

He just wants someone to fuck...and guess what?!...She hasn't even fucked him yet.. but fucked the other guy! :rolleyes:


Little Tramp...I should have the nerve to ring her mother!
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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meh_it_all said:
He's not in love...not a flipping chance!!!

He just wants someone to fuck...and guess what?!...She hasn't even fucked him yet.. but fucked the other guy! :rolleyes:


Little Tramp...I should have the nerve to ring her mother!

The hope of gettin laid is often mistaken for love... poor guy. :thumbsdn:
 

meh_it_all

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I should really go talk to her... Shes hurting my friend...I can see.

I'll find him another girl he can fuck ;)
 

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meh_it_all said:
I should really go talk to her... Shes hurting my friend...I can see.

I'll find him another girl he can fuck ;)

Hmmmm.... u are a girl..... I don't get it.
 

meh_it_all

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Hehe.. I know someone was goona say that. Yeah i think i could quite alot of horny girls here.

Also.. I know IM a girl but I have a boyfriend.
 
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brainwashmonkey said:
He's in "love"... he's getting shit on... go figure, guys "in love" are even more retarded than we that are loveless.
love? what's that?

sounds like some kind of disease :)