Okay so my mate has this new girlfriend who is completely nuts! Seriously i'm not joking, I'm not talking about nutters that need to be locked up in mental home because they have fucked up issues.. but the kind-of people that are just plain-out wierd!!
Everytime shes there i can't help but laugh!
Apperantly last night she invited a whole load of friends found to my mate's house (her boyfriend, just to verify) and throw a party...in the short space of time that he went out to go to the shop!!
She does other stuff like jump infront of cars just to see if they will stop or not (funnily enough she hasn't been run over yet...damn!)
And once, she gave a cabbie a blow job 'cos she had no cash.
She even sprayed hair spray on some girls hair and lit it on fire... she put it out after two seconds though.. apperantly the girl got away with a patch of her hair missing.. (yes you may be thinking thats fucked up, thats one of the fucked up things ive heard from her. She mostly does other freaky crap)
The bad part of this story, is shes dumb... basically just really dumb to talk to!... Maybe she was dropped on her head when she was a child?!?! and the outlet of not having any kind of social talking with other people is to act wierd.
My mate is enjoying her at the moment..... How long do you think it will last??
Everytime shes there i can't help but laugh!
Apperantly last night she invited a whole load of friends found to my mate's house (her boyfriend, just to verify) and throw a party...in the short space of time that he went out to go to the shop!!
She does other stuff like jump infront of cars just to see if they will stop or not (funnily enough she hasn't been run over yet...damn!)
And once, she gave a cabbie a blow job 'cos she had no cash.
She even sprayed hair spray on some girls hair and lit it on fire... she put it out after two seconds though.. apperantly the girl got away with a patch of her hair missing.. (yes you may be thinking thats fucked up, thats one of the fucked up things ive heard from her. She mostly does other freaky crap)
The bad part of this story, is shes dumb... basically just really dumb to talk to!... Maybe she was dropped on her head when she was a child?!?! and the outlet of not having any kind of social talking with other people is to act wierd.
My mate is enjoying her at the moment..... How long do you think it will last??
