What am I Sucking On?

[zoloftcasserole]

On a local radio station out here, one of the DJ's gives out prizes to whoever can guess what she's sucking on. I thought it might be fun to try out on the internets.

How it's gonna go is, I'll start off by giving a couple hints, and people will guess what I'm sucking on. Once they get it right, the next poster will give a couple hints, and we'll all try to guess what they're sucking on, and so and so forth.

Extra hints are permitted for the sake of keeping the thread going.

Okay, here's my hints:

1. It's about three inches long, and
2. I couldn't go a day without one

What am I sucking on?

 

[Brain Spout]

your finger?

 

[zoloftcasserole]

nope.....

 

[whinytiredbitch]

Thumb?

 

[Slacker]

tongue?

 

[zoloftcasserole]

Nope.

Here's another hint:

It's dangerous

 

[Slacker]

loly pop?(sp)

 

[whinytiredbitch]

cigarette

 

[gehtfuct]

A third of my wang!

I was going to say a cig...^ Fuck!

 

[zoloftcasserole]

cigarette

Yep!!

Okay, now it's someone elses turn to have us guess what they're sucking on.

 

[zoloftcasserole]

A third of my wang!

^ Hey, why does it taste like barbecue!!?


Anyways, carry on...........

 

[whinytiredbitch]

I won!!!!! YAY!

 

[Slacker]

I am sucking on something 6 inches long,hard, and fun to play with in bed, what am i sucking on?

 

[zoloftcasserole]

Hmmmmm.........I may be going for the obvious here, but is it a dildo?

........or maybe a flashlight?

 

[I Hate The FCC]

On a local radio station out here, one of the DJ's gives out prizes to whoever can guess what she's sucking on. I thought it might be fun to try out on the internets.

How it's gonna go is, I'll start off by giving a couple hints, and people will guess what I'm sucking on. Once they get it right, the next poster will give a couple hints, and we'll all try to guess what they're sucking on, and so and so forth.

Extra hints are permitted for the sake of keeping the thread going.

Okay, here's my hints:

1. It's about three inches long, and
2. I couldn't go a day without one

What am I sucking on?

Rover's Morning Glory owns. Linksy's got a dildo.

 

[zoloftcasserole]

Game Boy?

 

[BRiT]

<OT> Ah, a listener of Rachel Steel... </OT>

 

[Insanitee]

remote control

 

[CannibaL]

???????????llamma dick?????????

 

[Brazen]

Game Boy?

^ thats it, he told me!!!