What are YOUR favorite pick up lines?

betrayed

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Mine is:

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!\


Heh, it doesn't work but its funny all the same, anyone else?
 

Unforgiven

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Nice legs... what time do they open?
nice outfit... i bet it would look really good on my bedroom floor.
 

betrayed

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JonR said:

HEY NOOBIE, please refrain from putting stupid posts we don't want to catch your disease. FYI the middle finger isn't a pick up line, if you want to be stupid, go back to 4th grade where you belong.
 

Unforgiven

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Hi... wanna fuck?

usually ends up with a slap to the face, some obscene gestures and some harsh language... but hey. it was worth a try.
 

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guy-"did it hurt?"
girl-"did...what hurt?"
guy-"when you fell from heaven,did it hurt?"
girl-0.o"ummm....no?"

**girl runs away**
 

DanGeo23

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"do you fuck as good as your sister?"

"iz that a thong I see through there.. or is it a shit stain?"....

"Fuck me if I'm wrong.. but isn't your name Ezmerelda?"
 

DanGeo23

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no one said they had to be successful... if yo ucan use those and still get some.. you are a pimp...
 

MaxPower

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Hey baby, If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

2 feet. of my cock in your ass.


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