What are YOUR favorite pick up lines?

[betrayed]

Mine is:

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!\


Heh, it doesn't work but its funny all the same, anyone else?

 

[Unforgiven]

Nice legs... what time do they open?
nice outfit... i bet it would look really good on my bedroom floor.

 

[JonR]

Your legs must be tired cause youve been running thru my mind all day

 

[Broken]

You work this corner often?


Works Everytime..

 

[betrayed]

HEY NOOBIE, please refrain from putting stupid posts we don't want to catch your disease. FYI the middle finger isn't a pick up line, if you want to be stupid, go back to 4th grade where you belong.

 

[Skorch]

Are your panties melting or are you just happy to see me?

 

[_pissed_biotch_]

hi,nice boots.....wanna fuck?

-stifflers little brother American Pie 2

 

[Unforgiven]

Hi... wanna fuck?

usually ends up with a slap to the face, some obscene gestures and some harsh language... but hey. it was worth a try.

 

[_pissed_biotch_]

guy-"did it hurt?"
girl-"did...what hurt?"
guy-"when you fell from heaven,did it hurt?"
girl-0.o"ummm....no?"

**girl runs away**

 

[DanGeo23]

"do you fuck as good as your sister?"

"iz that a thong I see through there.. or is it a shit stain?"....

"Fuck me if I'm wrong.. but isn't your name Ezmerelda?"

 

[_pissed_biotch_]

"do you fuck as good as your sister?"

"iz that a thong I see through there.. or is it a shit stain?"....

how the hell are those pick up lines?

 

[DanGeo23]

no one said they had to be successful... if yo ucan use those and still get some.. you are a pimp...

 

[TwisT]

Real winners!

http://www.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=2548

 

[MaxPower]

Hey baby, If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

2 feet. of my cock in your ass.


Got any Italian in ya?
Want some?

 

[Anti]

I have money.

Never fails.

 

[blindman]

I've got a satellite dish, and a 19" TV...

 

[MaxPower]

I got candy.

 

[Havok]

I don't do any needle drugs....

 

[MaxPower]

It'll only hurt for a little while.

 

[Havok]

That's why they call me firehose....