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What Did You Buy Today? [2016+]

Scooter

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I ordered a pair of shoes a couple days ago. They were on my doorstep when I got home from work, today. I'm too fucked up for pics. They're sitting there looking at me in an unopened box.
 

Scooter

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I've been on an internet shopping spree. I was enticed. The first order was 20% off with free shipping for orders over $100. I bought flannel-lined jeans, a warm weather- repellant coat and a gay pair of shoes. Received. The second order was 30% off under the same conditions. A warm crew-neck sweatshirt, weather-resistant pants of the same material as the coat, American-Made work boots and five (5) pairs of cotton boxer-briefs. It's on the way.

I tried to order some jeans and a beanie for the last day at 30% off, yesterday. I was too drunk to complete the ordering process. LOL
 

Crazizniac

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^ I was going to goof on you but, I gotta agree that does look pretty badass. I prefer grilling outside with a cigar but to each their own.
 

Scooter

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Are the shoes both for the same foot?
No, you big dummy ... One for each foot! They just look kind of gay because they're slip-on 'boots' like this:

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They're comfy, though. Right out of the box, even! I've worn them at work all week. I'm on my feet all day, every day and my feet and legs feel better than usual. I didn't buy them to wear at work because I don't want to slop them up but that was a good test for them.

Also, my second order arrived today and Hot Damn, I can't wait to wear these undies!



(ignore the price sticker, i paid $9.09 each)
 

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Don Julio 70th Anniversary. Getting good and drunk with my buddy while work on his truck...then piss off the rest of the day. This is special because I return to work on Wednesday from baby leave. I've been doing Dad stuff the whole time. Wife gave me a, me day.
 

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^ Cheers. And happy fathers day, you got a good woman. Do NOT forget to put the oil plug back in.