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What did you wish when you were a kid?

Jane Deere

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Hubby and I are talking about random things and it got me thinking.. What is something you wished would happen as a kid that might be a bit off kilter??

Example: As a kid I used to wish that I'd have broken arms and legs so that I'd have to do literally NOTHING. I'd have to go to school in a wheel chair and everyone would have to do everything for me.
(I did not factor in things like someone having to wipe my ass...)

What did you wish??
 

timotheus

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I got in a car wreck when I was fairly young. When times were rough I wished that I was still on the side of that road unconscious, and that I would wake up.
 
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I wanted to be an Astronaut. Silly me. That or a Rock Star. The usual at the time I guess.
 

Danni

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I wanted to become an actual horse or be a real unicorn.
 
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I wished my sister would stop attacking my mom. Me just gonna go hide in a corner. I still remember her throwing me on the floor. Eeh.
 

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Did any of you have a normal childhood? All I wished for was more dinkies to play in the dirt with. Jesus christ you're all more depressing than a school shooting
 

CoprophagousCop

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Did any of you have a normal childhood? All I wished for was more dinkies to play in the dirt with. Jesus christ you're all more depressing than a school shooting
I wished my older, abusive brother would die.
 

ThisIsBananas

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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
 
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I wish my stepmom wasn't such a bitch to me back when I was kid, but hey, I guess it just is what it is.
 
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One of my wishes was to become an adventurer so I could discover beautiful landscapes like in 'up'
 

ThisIsBananas

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When I was a kid, I thought that I would live my own life, and my family would not act clingy and try to interfere with everything.
 
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