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What do girls prefer?

#1
do you women prefer men to be hot with like no emotion

or just an ugly guy with alot of emotion.

or a balance of both?
 

ODDDLY

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It is unusually erotic when girls slap you.
 

Descent

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#3
I would say a mix of both. However, it depends on the chick.

The slutty, 15 year old conformists who I have to deal with every day, like this kind:

"LIKE ROFFEL OMG!111!!! 1!!!1one! BENZ IS SO HOT! I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF, AND I JUST SCREAMED RIGHT IN JSTAGER'S EAR TODAY AT ONE OF MY FRIENDS! HE THEN TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND THAT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET TOO! I WAS SHOCKED! I WANTED TO GO HOME AND WATCH THE ULTIMATE CONFORMIST SHOW, REAL WORLD, ON MTV!"

The REAL chicks (There is ONE in my school), are like this:

"If he's hot, stupid, and an asshole, nope. I only date smart dudes."

If any girls were smart in my school, I would have gotten laid hundreds of times already.

This is exactly why I plan to get laid after I get out of high school. I don't want any babies that are going to be brought up by a retarded chick...
 

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girls dont give a shit if your smart or whatever....at least not on that level....if your waiting for college to find all the smart grown up chicks...you're in for a rude awakening...trust me...i have no idea how the hell there are so many of them but its five times as bad as high school...good luck...*you're fucked* COUGH!
 

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#7
xSwatNinjAx said:
do you women prefer men to be hot with like no emotion

or just an ugly guy with alot of emotion.

or a balance of both?
Some one please tell him! is this thread a fucking joke???
 

magnolia

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#8
TwisT said:
Some one please tell him! is this thread a fucking joke???
This thread is a fuckin joke. And anyway, I think most girls, unless retarded, would say a mix of both.
 

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#9
how many of this type of thread have been made
 

TwisT

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magnolia said:
This thread is a fuckin joke. And anyway, I think most girls, unless retarded, would say a mix of both.
Thank you!
 
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i'm an ugly fucker with no emotion.

any takers?

oh yeah... this thread is a fucking joke
 

MaxPower

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#12
xSwatNinjAx said:
do you women prefer men to be hot with like no emotion

or just an ugly guy with alot of emotion.

or a balance of both?
When he's being paid to paint the house, or do the lawn, they like the hot silent type.

When they walk down the isle, they'd prefer out of those choices; the balance of the two.

They will almost never need the emo dog guy, unless he's just a friend, in which they will suckle at the teat of each other's emotions, and create and emotional energy capable of lighting a mid size city.
The exception to the last rule would be if she’s no prize winner herself. In which case she better grab him up before all that’s left is cold hearted ugly guys.
 

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#14
This thread is a fucking JOKE!

they preffer HOT GIRLS with nice firm BOOBS!! why? because GIRLS are way better then guys... or so I heard. :confused:
 

breakology

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#15
Women like tight pants, member's only jackets, and 1991 Cameros ... Red

If you have those 3 looks and emotions make no difference.
 

whitepow3r

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#16
damn

no1 really knows what girls really prefer or want. i dont even think they know
 

Descent

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#17
BigCK said:
girls dont give a shit if your smart or whatever....at least not on that level....if your waiting for college to find all the smart grown up chicks...you're in for a rude awakening...trust me...i have no idea how the hell there are so many of them but its five times as bad as high school...good luck...*you're fucked* COUGH!
Well, just so you know, I am going to The University of Advancing Technology in Tempe, AZ. I am going to be taking a course in game design. As I always say, I'm going to be the next fucking John Romero!

Anyway, it's unlike most colleges in the fact that if you can't use computers, you'll flunk out.

Better yet, the chicks there will be nerds. You know what that means, right Max?

GLASSES!

I totally dig chicks with glasses (Especially nerdy looking ones).

I will have a girlfriend who will talk nerdy to me. How fucking cool is that?!
 

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#18
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor you had to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back, except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some
husbands.

First floor: The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went.

Second floor: The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor: This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
further up they went. Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor the sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to
your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." :mad:
 

Signify

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FUCKORBEFUCKED said:
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor you had to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back, except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some
husbands.

First floor: The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went.

Second floor: The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor: This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
further up they went. Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor the sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to
your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." :mad:


lol, thats some great shit.....
for some reason most of the girls in my school like assholes, i tried being one, it actually worked...