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What do women really want?

Miss Leo

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if after a year, he still had no answer,he would be killed.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all,he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first:

The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was very much horrified: she was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, often made obscene noises... He had never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.

Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question:

What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total freedom.
What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish.

Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.

The wedding night approached: Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited!

The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she'd been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self,
and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?
What a cruel question? Gawain began to think of his predicament:
During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friend, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?

What would you do?
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Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

What is the moral of this story?

The moral is that it doesn't matter if your woman is pretty or ugly...

Underneath it all, she's still just a witchy tee hee!
 

Fugly

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Jesus....got to a forum that cares. Only ugly chicks post shit like that.
 

Paul

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Guys (and/or Gals).... please try to refrain from flaming in forums other than bait&tackle. Thanks
 

The_DEAL

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and the moral of the story is
even though there ugly, fat and smelly now, they have a chance of being hott!!! in the future.
so my words of advise "dont be surprised if the fat, ugly and smelly chick becomes a super model."
*crys* i have seen this happen
she asked me out in 10th grade *continues cryin*
 

Fugly

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:WHINES: But its so hard not to flame...look what we have to work with.
 

Seije

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I don't know, I kinda liked the story...cause in my case I'm so desparate I'd do anything for a girl, in fact at work I'm pretty much everyone's bitch cause I help everyone out so much.
 

SpIkEyOaSs

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i thought it was a good story! and nice moral made me chukle lol. But woman want this is yer money and a good bang then they say fuck you divorce you and take all your money and u thought u loved her when u agreed to no prenump
 

Ctoit

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I liked the story.....suprisingly cuz I dont usually read something that long on this site.......but very good --2 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

Seije

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I want to see that movie coming out soon about King Arthur, cause it's more likely a story but is a legend that could be true...I did a report in college on King Arthur and the holy grail quest......then I watched Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail a couple times, so funny

what that? tis a flesh wound ahhaahaa
what, an african or england swallowtail? what I don't know that, ahhhhhhhh hehe
help help, I'm being repressed lol

god that movie hilarious, I could quote the whole thing
 

Skorch

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Seije said:
I want to see that movie coming out soon about King Arthur, cause it's more likely a story but is a legend that could be true...I did a report in college on King Arthur and the holy grail quest......then I watched Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail a couple times, so funny

what that? tis a flesh wound ahhaahaa
what, an african or england swallowtail? what I don't know that, ahhhhhhhh hehe
help help, I'm being repressed lol

god that movie hilarious, I could quote the whole thing
I think you need to make a visit to the movie quotes thread. Monty Python kicks so much ass, I can watch their shit a hundred times and laugh my ass off every damn time. Their shit was pure genius
 
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Seije said:
I don't know, I kinda liked the story...cause in my case I'm so desparate I'd do anything for a girl, in fact at work I'm pretty much everyone's bitch cause I help everyone out so much.
Welcome to life. Nice guys finish last, but at least we finish.
 

magnolia

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SpIkEyOaSs said:
i thought it was a good story! and nice moral made me chukle lol. But woman want this is yer money and a good bang then they say fuck you divorce you and take all your money and u thought u loved her when u agreed to no prenump
Wham, bam, thank u ma'am.

And nice guys may finish last, but they often get the best prize, a wonderful woman who is beautiful who won't screw u over. For the most part.
 

Fugly

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magnolia said:
Wham, bam, thank u ma'am.

And nice guys may finish last, but they often get the best prize, a wonderful woman who is beautiful who won't screw u over. For the most part.
That doesn't happen. Only desperate women won't screw over a nice guy. Fact of life no matter how harsh it sounds. GIRLS DON"T LIKE NICE GUYS. Learn ...love...live it. Wet towels are for walking on.

Desperate=ugly,fat, old or mentally unbalanced...well they are all unbalanced its just a question of how much.
 

BrittxXx

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What do Women really want??

Well if ure me Sex Sex Sex and urrm let me think A LIFE !!!!

How long did it take u to write that thread!!!! can i ask u another question???
Good
Have u no life at all????

Fuck u all x
 

Seije

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Skorch said:
I think you need to make a visit to the movie quotes thread. Monty Python kicks so much ass, I can watch their shit a hundred times and laugh my ass off every damn time. Their shit was pure genius
yea it is