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BRiT

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You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
 

Skorch

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Bribe the aliens to let me have my own ship. If they can't be bribed, then buy up some fun real estate and plenty of party supplies and throw one hell of an end of the world bash.
 

swizeguy

How dare you!?
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#4
just plain out see if you can spend 5 mill in 2 days.. I think it would be fun just to try. im sure many could do it
 

Clutchtwice

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Well in the intrest of earth and human kind I would contact the biggest drug dealer in the land...build the biggest pot-bonfire of all time...while getting high the greys will be distracted and at there most weakest point..I.E..searching for grub..give em one hell of a firestorm of led ,


or that might lead to peace... :p either way still would be a hell of a sight to see a bonfire that huge of pot! lmao
 

Broken

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Everyone knows Greys are coke heads. Look that the eyes man; look at the eyes. Rookie mistake..
 

Clutchtwice

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Broken said:
Everyone knows Greys are coke heads. Look that the eyes man; look at the eyes. Rookie mistake..

lmao, maybe thats why they wanna blow shit up to start with :p
 

Zickddot

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i'd do what u do except one thing clutch, i'd steal their space ship and blow them up lol a new ride and no aliens :gun:
 

Hypertron

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shit i would fucking buy a ride from the russians to space so i have a front row seat to the end of the earth.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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I would take that 5 mil. and find the perfect bomb and some other weapons and start an allien war, then blow their space ship and them up in pieces. Logical thing to do, don't you think?
 
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BRiT said:
You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?


I'm sticking to the remote-bomb-in-the-lions-butt-die-as-one idea.
 

dustinzgirl

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I would buy lots and lots of big weapons, take my kids and hide in the uranium, magnatite or krypton mines, because we all know that aliens are allergic to uranium, magnatite, and krypton.
 

dustinzgirl

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Fugly said:
Vegas, Baby, Vegas......
Vegas is where the super soldiers go to play, no not for me. I stay clear of Washington, New York and England too, becuase that is where the fuckers live, and those are always the first places to be hit. I also stay away from small, simple, midwest towns. Especially the ones with lots of blonde people.
 

rainbowblack

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day 1 : throw the mother of all raves

day 2 : if i live through the night, id prolly sleep through ahnihillation
 

smellyfish

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I would join with the aliens and help them to destroy earth, then go from planet to planet and raid them to find riches beyond my wildest dreams and alien chicks with three breasts and that sorta thing. As for the 5 mill, well that would be useful for toilet paper.