Well in the intrest of earth and human kind I would contact the biggest drug dealer in the land...build the biggest pot-bonfire of all time...while getting high the greys will be distracted and at there most weakest point..I.E..searching for grub..give em one hell of a firestorm of led ,
or that might lead to peace... either way still would be a hell of a sight to see a bonfire that huge of pot! lmao
Vegas is where the super soldiers go to play, no not for me. I stay clear of Washington, New York and England too, becuase that is where the fuckers live, and those are always the first places to be hit. I also stay away from small, simple, midwest towns. Especially the ones with lots of blonde people.
I would join with the aliens and help them to destroy earth, then go from planet to planet and raid them to find riches beyond my wildest dreams and alien chicks with three breasts and that sorta thing. As for the 5 mill, well that would be useful for toilet paper.