Lovely and deadly
I accidentally left my piss jug on the floor. My mom yelled at me to stop being disgusting. I told her to fuck off. She kept nagging me, claiming that I will never get the girlfriend I want if I keep acting like this. It's not my fault girls don't like nice guys. They only date bad boys. Maybe I should get a skull tattoo and drink beer. Thankfully my mom didn't find my cum rags I left under my bed, after I jerked it to attractive loli. I wish I had a cute loli Japanese waifu.