What Do You Read in the Bathroom ?

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The bathroom, i.e. thinking room, is where more critical decisions are made. We all cherish our time in the john, loo, washroom, restroom, powder room, and whatever else you want to call it. Ultimately, it provides us with peace of mind and refuge from our everyday headaches.

10. Archie comics ? (bet lots of you guys have this at home dont ya ?)
Simple, straightforward and escapist literature for the not too serious sessions. If you get bored, you could always use your imagination with Betty and Veronica.


9. Leonard Maltin's 2001 Movie & Video Guide ?
Picking which movies to see or rent could be a daunting task, so fear not. Leave this bible in your favorite room and it will get quite the amount of mileage. You just might be able to have the movie rental store refund you for the book when all is said and done.


8. TV Guide ?
Just take a highlighter in there with you and plan your entire TV schedule in one sitting. So what if you aren't even home all week? (What you could also do is take a look at our Entertainment Survival Guide, which lists the best TV shows of the week.)


7. Chicken Soup for the Soul ?
A great book with lots of short stories about overcoming life's obstacles and challenges. This could be carried along anywhere. Forrest Gump in print.


6. Daily newspaper ?
If you have time to read the newspaper, then it could be a great source of information. Unfortunately, many of us just cannot find the time to check out the day's headlines. Solution: just leave it in the think-tank and you'll end up reading it, or at least find some good use for it in case you "can't spare a square."


I like Esquire magazine, it really helps me get my mind right ?
 

Lanjiao^Beng

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In the bathroom, i'd rather just stop thinking. My life is all about thinking, so its better to stop than to press on :X
 

TwisT

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concepts said:
The bathroom, i.e. thinking room, is where more critical decisions are made. We all cherish our time in the john, loo, washroom, restroom, powder room, and whatever else you want to call it. Ultimately, it provides us with peace of mind and refuge from our everyday headaches.

10. Archie comics ? (bet lots of you guys have this at home dont ya ?)
Simple, straightforward and escapist literature for the not too serious sessions. If you get bored, you could always use your imagination with Betty and Veronica.


9. Leonard Maltin's 2001 Movie & Video Guide ?
Picking which movies to see or rent could be a daunting task, so fear not. Leave this bible in your favorite room and it will get quite the amount of mileage. You just might be able to have the movie rental store refund you for the book when all is said and done.


8. TV Guide ?
Just take a highlighter in there with you and plan your entire TV schedule in one sitting. So what if you aren't even home all week? (What you could also do is take a look at our Entertainment Survival Guide, which lists the best TV shows of the week.)


7. Chicken Soup for the Soul ?
A great book with lots of short stories about overcoming life's obstacles and challenges. This could be carried along anywhere. Forrest Gump in print.


6. Daily newspaper ?
If you have time to read the newspaper, then it could be a great source of information. Unfortunately, many of us just cannot find the time to check out the day's headlines. Solution: just leave it in the think-tank and you'll end up reading it, or at least find some good use for it in case you "can't spare a square."


I like Esquire magazine, it really helps me get my mind right ?

I stare at a mirror and admire my beauty! reading is for pussies!
 

Jung

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I take my laptop into the bathroom.
 

BklynCannonball

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Private bathroom: The Meaning of Liff (not misspelled)

Public bathroom: whatever's written on the stalls
 

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junglizm said:
I take my laptop into the bathroom.

Uhh, now I have this vision of you taking a poopy and chatting........eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
 

Billybob

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I take "Poems for the John" from like the 1950's. It has dirty jokes that would be banned even by today's standard
 

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TwisT said:
I stare at a mirror and admire my beauty! reading is for pussies!
While you're shitting? I don't know about you guys but I'm not sure if its possible to have beauty while you're taking a nasty shit.. Regardless of who you are.. Unless you're german and you're into that kind of thing..

I text message everyone I know and let them know what I'm doing.. Its great..
 

ThingX

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I read a book call "Passing Time in the Loo." and its full of quotes and stories and other worthless imformation that you wouldnt read about anywhere else.
 

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Junglizm said:
I take my laptop into the bathroom and surf porno.
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Fixed :).

I usually bring in my laptop and surf the Internet. I don't use my handhelds in there anymore because I have emulators.

That's on a rare occasion though, because I can take a shit quicker than anyone else on the whole planet can. If I were a cartoon character, I would be Speed Shitter, the amazing pooing person with the Mach 5 Japanese electric toilet of doom. Complete with remote control AssJets, and AutoJackers.
 

Icarus

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I read the paper.

If I'm done shitting but not done with the article, I'll wait. And if I spot another good article I'll be in there for an hour.

It's just comfortable. It's private, nobody bugs you. :thumbsup: to the bathroom.