What do you tell yourself or should tell yourself to keep yourself from approaching an extremely attractive person?

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I rarely find another person attractive but for some reason when I do, they are insanely so (attractive) and perhaps due to the fact that it's such a rare occurrence and that the intensity of their attractiveness is so alluringly high, I can't help but find myself wanting to go and say: "Hey, just couldn't help but let you know that you're amazingly attractive, thanks for being born! Sorry for being weird and making you feel awkward, bye now!" So I have thought of reasons why I shouldn't go through with such a stupid move.

One, She has a boyfriend, two, she'll be fat and ugly in a few years, three, I'm too old (32) to approach a girl 10-13 years younger than me, four, we live in the same building and fuck if I'm gonna make things awkward every time we pass each other by and five, I'm gonna find someone more attractive than her anyway.

Sometimes though, it's extremely hard to remember said reasons and hence why I posted this.
 
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I rarely find another person attractive but for some reason when I do, they are insanely so (attractive) and perhaps due to the fact that it's such a rare occurrence and that the intensity of their attractiveness is so alluringly high, I can't help but find myself wanting to go and say: "Hey, just couldn't help but let you know that you're amazingly attractive, thanks for being born! Sorry for being weird and making you feel awkward, bye now!" So I have thought of reasons why I shouldn't go through with such a stupid move.

One, She has a boyfriend, two, she'll be fat and ugly in a few years, three, I'm too old (32) to approach a girl 10-13 years younger than me, four, we live in the same building and fuck if I'm gonna make things awkward every time we pass each other by and five, I'm gonna find someone more attractive than her anyway.

Sometimes though, it's extremely hard to remember said reasons and hence why I posted this.
Just today I had the urge to say this to a cashier. She was gorgeous but probably way too young. I left the store wondering what she would have done if I had said something. What would others have thought?

I have the opposite problem. I have never gotten up the nerve to tell a strange woman how beautiful she is. I am afraid I will just creep her out.

A creep is a male who is interested in a female, but the female is not interested in him.
 

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A creep is a male who is interested in a female, but the female is not interested in him.
I'd have to respectfully disagree. You're only a creep if you continue to pursue her after learning she had no interest. Unless you have your balls out the first time you speak to her. Then you're indisputably a creep.
 
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Just today I had the urge to say this to a cashier. She was gorgeous but probably way too young. I left the store wondering what she would have done if I had said something. What would others have thought?

I have the opposite problem. I have never gotten up the nerve to tell a strange woman how beautiful she is. I am afraid I will just creep her out.

A creep is a male who is interested in a female, but the female is not interested in him.
Not only will you creep her out, but she'll cry sexual assault, hashtag MeToo on twitter, and be a hero.

This is the world we live in now.
 
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I'd have to respectfully disagree. You're only a creep if you continue to pursue her after learning she had no interest. Unless you have your balls out the first time you speak to her. Then you're indisputably a creep.
The point I was making was that any guy can be labeled a "creep" if a gal does not find him attractive. Misandry in our society usually goes unchecked.
 

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The point I was making was that any guy can be labeled a "creep" if a gal does not find him attractive. Misandry in our society usually goes unchecked.
That's why you go for it with your junk on the table. If you're going to be labeled a creep, might as well earn it. But the ones that still bite are keepers.
 
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A bit of an update regarding the topic. One of the girls in the building I'm staying in that I have a crush on frequents the local gym at around the same time I work out and I managed to get her name with the excuse that whenever I might have to ask her permission to turn some of the lights off so I can do my bench presses without having to squint (sensitive eyes) I could start with calling her by her name. Sadly though just a day after we exchanged names I spot her with her boyfriend and now I find myself avoiding her. Welp, could have been worse. Least I have five other crushes with unconfirmed relationship statuses to fantasize about
 

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They all have boyfriends, real or imagined. Ditch your fantasies and embrace your lone wolf status.
 
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Any help any one of us may be able to offer our fine young virgin is really dependant on how many times a day he masturbates to the peenor troll in question.
 
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sofatyrant

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So it seems you are assumingly all under the assumption that a non-virgin who doesn't masturbate to girls he is attracted to from a purely platonic sense is incapable of feeling the stuff he feels or better yet that the word "fantasize" automatically involves the act of fucking oneself. Yep. Kinda fucked up brains we have here alright and by "kind of" i mean "waaaaaaaaay".
 

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So it seems you are assumingly all under the assumption that a non-virgin who doesn't masturbate to girls he is attracted to from a purely platonic sense is incapable of feeling the stuff he feels or better yet that the word "fantasize" automatically involves the act of fucking oneself..

There's the problem. At your age I was fucking everything that moved and when I wasn't I was jackhammering to the chick on the shampoo bottle and gore porn. Things didn't subside until I hit my mid forties and that was only because my wife had to poke my prostate with a barbeque skewer and spit in my mouth just so I could get hard. You're either too young to have had the internet ruin you or you need to go have your testosterone levels checked.
 
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But even though my feelings are easily hurt I fucking respect how fucking sensible you guys seem to be and deep down I kinda hope to try and see things from your perspectives and in so doing change some aspect of how I am for the better and that's why I have stayed this long.
 
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But even though my feelings are easily hurt I fucking respect how fucking sensible you guys seem to be and deep down I kinda hope to try and see things from your perspectives and in so doing change some aspect of how I am for the better that's why I have stayed this long.

Abandoning run-on sentences might be a good start.
 
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