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What does it take to be a scum member?

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Brazen

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I was wondering, what does it really take to become part of scum?

Do you have to lick a few balls? Or is it that you are just good hearted, that trustworthy guy/girl you are? Or have your own sex video on the internet useing dolls to repersent yourself and some other chick?

So what does it really take?
 
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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
I was wondering, what does it really take to become part of scum?

Do you have to lick a few balls? Or is it that you are just good hearted, that trustworthy guy/girl you are? Or have your own sex video on the internet useing dolls to repersent yourself and some other chick?

So what does it really take?
Hmm...I believe you got it.

Try those things and see if you get in. ;)
 

Icarus

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You have to give Gehtfuct a rimjob.
 
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eh, their evil overlord is missing. so no one can join till he comes back. someone just quit, so there should be an opening. /me snickers.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Fuck SCUM! Why would you want to be part of that group of LOOSERS!! :confuse:
 

gehtfuct

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Fuck SCUM! Why would you want to be part of that group of LOOSERS!! :confuse:
...a group of what??

I'm_Darth_Vader said:
I was wondering, what does it really take to become part of scum? So what does it really take?
You'd have to be willing to cross over to teh ghey side. So far, I'm the only exception to that rule. Knowing that, it should be pretty easy for you when Havok gehts outta jail.

BTW...I'll take that rimjob now.
 

icka

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gehtfuct said:
...a group of what??


You'd have to be willing to cross over to teh ghey side. So far, I'm the only exception to that rule. Knowing that, it should be pretty easy for you when Havok gehts outta jail.

BTW...I'll take that rimjob now.
what do you look like?
 

gehtfuct

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What do I look like? Is that a genuine question, or are you lookin' to unass with a rim-job? I look like the idiot in my profile. As a matter of fuct, I look exactly like the idiot in my profile. Well, as of the other day, less the beard.

Ok, I'm confused. What was the question?
 

CopyLifted

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It doesn't take shit to be scum. A large number of people on this site stir crap up better than them.

It all comes down to them liking you for one reason or another. It doesn't matter what you do really.
 

UberSkippy

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CopyLifted said:
It doesn't take shit to be scum. A large number of people on this site stir crap up better than them.

It all comes down to them liking you for one reason or another. It doesn't matter what you do really.
You mean it's like an itrawebernutternets popularity contest?
 

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CopyLifted said:
It doesn't take shit to be scum. A large number of people on this site stir crap up better than them.

It all comes down to them liking you for one reason or another. It doesn't matter what you do really.
Oh how sweeeeeet. So it's all about friendship :)

<random images=LittleBunniesAndRainbows.jpg>Gay!</random images>​
 

gehtfuct

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MaxPower said:
Oh how sweeeeeet. So it's all about friendship :)

<random images=LittleBunniesAndRainbows.jpg>Gay!</random images>​
Bunnies...check. :thumbsup:
Rainbows...check. :thumbsup:
Gay...check. :thumbsup:

Here ya go...

 

MaxPower

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Isn't that pic of me and broken getting a bit tired?
 

Slacker

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First there is training:


Then you move on to gehtfuct.
 

Brazen

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Since when was i a chick^?
 

Brazen

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For some time, them i found intrest in ghetfuct.
 

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
I was wondering, what does it really take to become part of scum?

Do you have to lick a few balls? Or is it that you are just good hearted, that trustworthy guy/girl you are? Or have your own sex video on the internet useing dolls to repersent yourself and some other chick?

So what does it really take?
Your options for e-gang gayness:

SCUM: Led by the long haired rabbit like Havoc, this clubs member base is mainly male, ranging in the mental ages of 2-4 years old. Initiation exams include, but are not limited too: 1. Ability to throw shit like a monkey. 2. Ability to suck the hair off Gehtfucts balls. 3. Ability to be a follower.

MOSS: Loosely formed and leader-less, the member base is constituted of people who do not like scum, for apparent reasons. There is no enterance exam, however the enterance fee may require nude pictures sent to NailBomb. Nobody knows why, that is just a rule. MOSS is the fruitful ambition of several long standing WTF.com members, including CL and Nailbomb, and was formed under the insignia of CoorsLight.

Tylex: Newly formed under the watchful one-eyed dog of an admin, this club allows you to do, well, nothing. It is simply created to mock all other e-gangs and e-gags.
 
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