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Anyway, they weren't my mom's. I remember what happened clearly. I was at a bowling alley and my best friend was a much more socially skilled human being than me and he tried to get girls to let me touch them or whatever out of pity all the time until one day I told him to stop because it was making me look desperate, which I didn't want.