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what is it about noobs that you love to hate?

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void

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ok.. before this goes anywhere i need to say that i don't mind if we get three or four posts saying 'stfu noob' or 'wtf, you only joined a few months ago'..
but i'm here and i don't feel new anymore.. deal with it you cuntcream plundering freaks..


so, every day a million noobs join the site.. some of us sigh, some of us don't care, some of us get incredibly hostile.. but what is it about noobs that you LOVE to hate?

i love the use of post icons.. i did it, my first 10 messages or so all had a knife above the post.. :) i don't think anyone except a first dayer does this..

i also love it when the give their post a title, not a thread, a post.. that's funny..

and i love their 0-60 in 1 second tempers..
Noob: "Hi I'M tEh New gUy".
Someone else: "Yawn, fuck off asshole, welcome :shrugs:"
Noob: "Oh yEAH!!!?? :gun::mfinger::sword:FucK yoUr Mon!!:mfinger:"

and i love it when they think they matter on the first day..

i love to hate noobs.. can i have one to keep..? :happysad:
 

BklynCannonball

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Very rarely do I like noobs. And no I don't love to hate them. Most often I think of them as a nuisance that'll go away after a while, so I try to ignore them and hope for the best.

Some do turn around though, or so I've been told.

And yes we were all noobs once.

Speaking of, I miss BncCoder. I think I spelled that right.
 

lady victoria

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Lately I have been pleased to see a few additions that have stayed longer than two posts and have finally worked out that the usual "fuck you and your mom" dialogue does seldom get them past 5 posts before either a through flaming or alternatively they resort to posting porn. I have to say that most newcomers hold as much interest as a potato and have usually the mental agility of a block of cheese. I wouldn't say that I hate noobs, more pity most of them.
 

void

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there's been some great noobs in october and november..
but they still all did some pretty ridiculous posts at first.. that's what i love to hate.. the decapitated bullshit that gets posted until they scope the site out..

it's like my guilty pleasure, i want to put it in jars..
 

dustinzgirl

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I dont love or hate noobs. they are just there, like, um, the walls are, for lack of a better phrase. They exist, they annoy and then they go away. Except for the stupid ones like Void, they just hang around and try to be as cool as everyone else. Which he isnt, but props for trying. :p
 

gehtfuct

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I love it when you mention the rules to a new member about forum use and how much easier it is on the rest of the world when you speak with at least remedial English. They geht all pissy and send a PM like this, as if it's going to move me in the least. :sleep:

Chump said:
fuck you asshole :mfinger:
you know what you can do with your ass raping self.....??? fuck off and don't speak to me! your a fucking low lying dipshit w/o a life who don't care about anyone... for all i care your sorry fudgepacking ass can burn in hell for eternity! and by the way.. i fucked your mom last night BIAATCH!!! :mfinger: :eatshit: :uwave:
The author's name will be left to your imagination. It is in fact a new member.
 

dustinzgirl

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That was so original. What did he do read the newbie manual on flaming? I would ban his ass for sending me shit like that to my PM. It irks me so much when people do that. If you want to flame someone, have the fucking balls to do it openly.
 

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The flame me threads, or the XXX is a fucking wanker threads, or the best threads of all, the I don't care what you say threads (yet they always try to justify themselves). :happysad:

Makes you want to beat them to death with a rotten fish.
 

mmm...cheese

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I love the "flame me" threads, and the fact that they're "Grammar Jews." Just love to hate them. :rolleyes:

BTW: WTF is up with your avatar Void? Is it a "beautified asscheek?"
 

UberSkippy

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I always get a kick out of the "You're a bunch of shitheads who aren't worth my time" guys. I always think "Yeah, what do you know, you took the time to write that didn't you?"

That and the "I'll kick your ass" posts crack me up. You're gonna kick my ass? Really? All the way through the interwebs?
 

dustinzgirl

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UberSkippy said:
I always get a kick out of the "You're a bunch of shitheads who aren't worth my time" guys. I always think "Yeah, what do you know, you took the time to write that didn't you?"

That and the "I'll kick your ass" posts crack me up. You're gonna kick my ass? Really? All the way through the interwebs?

Im going to kick your ass by driving to your house cross country.
 
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Piro said:
The flame me threads, or the XXX is a fucking wanker threads, or the best threads of all, the I don't care what you say threads (yet they always try to justify themselves).
UberSkippy said:
the "You're a bunch of shitheads who aren't worth my time" guys. I always think "Yeah, what do you know, you took the time to write that didn't you?"
Ditto.
 

void

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'ditto.' reminds me of another newbism.. zoloft's post had exactly six characters.. less and it wouldn't be eligible for posting, any more and it would be too much effort.. and that is zen.
noobs on the other hand always try and +1 with 'I agree'.. it meets the required minimum six characters and isn't a character more but IT IS NOT ZEN!!! the space between I and agree.. the superfluous space!!

Ditto. = zen.
I agree = cuntcream.
 

dustinzgirl

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You have a smiling penis for your avatar. Do you think people will take you seriously now? Fucking Newbies. :rolleyes:


Hee hee heee heee heee hee
 

void

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steady now rita.. at least i don't walk along I5 in 12 inch white heels and a thong or whatever you said you were wearing, in the snow, just because you forgot cars need gas every week..
i love you too, we're solid!!
 

dustinzgirl

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void said:
steady now rita.. at least i don't walk along I5 in 12 inch white heels and a thong or whatever you said you were wearing, in the snow, just because you forgot cars need gas every week..
i love you too, we're solid!!
Ok, look. Im not the one in leather pants begging on the street corner for a fifty cent blow, unlike you. Also, unlike you, I am a real girl, not a pretend one. You wont grow boobs by lying about your sexuality.
 

void

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dustinzgirl said:
Ok, look. Im not the one in leather pants begging on the street corner for a fifty cent blow, unlike you. Also, unlike you, I am a real girl, not a pretend one. You wont grow boobs by lying about your sexuality.
sorry for looking at this, i thought you had something.. :D
 
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