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What is More than 100%?

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder aboutthose people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been tothose meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Do you get it?
 
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forget the math
giving more than a 100 % means when you cant go on anymore you do
its character
 

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Linksy said:
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Read the fine print that is when you can for get the math. :thumbsup:
 
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Seen all that before. But still good to read it once again :thumbsup:
 
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Linksy said:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder aboutthose people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been tothose meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Do you get it?
Pointless bullshit. :thumbsdn:
 

MaxPower

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What percentage is "Jamming it in the Boss's daughter", in exchange for her nagging him to give you a promotion?
 
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MaxPower said:
What percentage is "Jamming it in the Boss's daughter", in exchange for her nagging him to give you a promotion?
thats giving it 110% there maxi!
P.S.- i hope you get the promotion :p
 

Jung

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Linksy said:
Do you ever post anything that you didn't glean straight from Google or some other site?

I'm kind of tired of seeing crappy threads that contain nothing more than bad email jokes from 1999. :rolleyes:
 

icka

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I thought it was pretty cute myself.
 

Nailbomb

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I Hate The FCC said:
Pointless bullshit. :thumbsdn:
15+14+9+20+12+5+19+19+2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 216%

Damn, I hate being sick. Too much free time.
 
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