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What it Really Means....

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In this game, you will post a common phrase people say, and the next person to post has to translate it and give another phrase/saying for the following poster to translate.

Example:

Original post:

They say, "I respect you"
The next post should look something like this:

What it really means: "Respect? Pfft. I'm only saying this to get you to sleep with me!"

Next: They say, "I'm a vegetarian."
Of course some of these are generalizations and therefore should not be taken seriously. It's for shits n' giggles. Now, have fun and get posting! :thumbsup:


I'll start the game off with:

They say, "I'm a vegetarian."
 

void

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THEY SAY: i'm a vegetarian.
THEY MEAN: I love being awkward and making meals with the family into a fucking war..

THEY SAY: i'll respect you in the morning.
 
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void said:
THEY SAY: i'll respect you in the morning.
What it really means: "God I hope you're gone when I wake up. God I hope you're gone when I wake up."

They say, "It's just a harmless night out with the boys."
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: "I'll respect you in the morning."
They mean: "Tonight, I'm going to take this video of you getting drunk and bending your body in ways I've never seen before in front of all of these perverts, and posting it on the internet."

They say: "Stop and smell the roses."

Edit: Beaten.
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: "It's just a harmless night out with the boys."
They mean: "We're all going to the strip club, and won't be back until 4 A.M. Don't wait up for me, hon."

They say: "He lived a long and full life."
 
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BadEvilWrong said:
They say: "He lived a long and full life."
What it really means: "Long and full of a bunch of hassles and bullshit, that is."

They say, "He/she is a very unique person."
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: "He/she is a very unique person."
They mean: "Yes, unique...just like everybody else."

They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
 
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BadEvilWrong said:
They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
What it really means: "This is exactly what it looks like, and it's gonna get worse!"

They say, "It just happened."
 

void

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BadEvilWrong said:
They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
They mean: "oh fuck, you're home early."

They say: "what an interesting choice."
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: "What an interesting choice."
They mean: "What do you see in this guy, and where on god's green Earth did you meet him?"

They say: "Embrace diversity."
 

void

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THEY SAY: embrace diversity.
THEY MEAN: pretend you care.

THEY SAY: i won't put it in your ass.
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: I won't put it in your ass.
They mean: ...yet.
Or
They mean: I'll put something else there instead.

They say: Always do your best.
 

Piro

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Translation: "You better get A's or your privileges go out the window."


They say, "A moment to confer with my colleagues, please."
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: A moment to confer with my colleagues, please.
They mean: Once again, I'll have to teach these bastards the hard way that I'm in charge, and if they ever correct me again, I'm going to put my boot up their collective asses.

They say: I think I've seen you somewhere before.
 

JLXC

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They say "I think I've seen you somewhere before."

What they mean is "I hope I can remember if I should hate you or not!"


What they say is "I just want to have some fun!"
 

BadEvilWrong

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What they say: I just want to have some fun!
What they mean: Spending time with you is boring me to tears!

What they say: Let's meet in real life.
 

JLXC

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What they say: Let's meet in real life.

What they mean is: I want to put my weiner in you, I'm tired of jerking it.



What they say is: Well, that's just the way it goes sometimes.
 
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JLXC said:
What they say is: Well, that's just the way it goes sometimes.
What it really means: "Shutup, I'm tired of hearing you complain!"



They say, "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anybody."
 
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THEY SAY: "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anybody."

THEY MEAN: "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anyone who lives up to my unrealistic vision of beauty."

They say, "Do you think she looks pretty?"
 

BadEvilWrong

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They say: Do you think she looks pretty?
They mean: Damn I'm horny, but my machismo is at stake here.

They say: This won't hurt a bit.