What Made You Poop Today?

BeautifulSniper

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Reading GehtFuct's posts gave me instant diarrhea.

It's ok though, because I fart and pick my nose.
 
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Crazizniac

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Coffee you warp-asses! Every time. I’m kind of a coffee snob because it is a fucking gift from the gods.
 
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gehtfuct

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Plugging my ass won't stop the diarrhea from needing to come out. Stop being food poisoning.
Look! Cardi B can rape me right fucking now. I will write that god damned check! It! makes! me! fucking! smile! 😐

Now you got me posting in the wrong thread you fuck ass!
 
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Jason

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I'm going to try that last one tonight.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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My personal favorite is the guy fishing. I still burst out laughing whenever I look at it. :lol:
 
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ib4

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A drug addiction that only allows a once a day turd.



kidding, for the fools out there.
 
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