What Made You Poop Today?

BeautifulSniper

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Today I took a huge crap. It wouldn't come out, so I had to squeeze really hard.
 
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Crazizniac

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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?

He worked his problems out with a pencil.
 
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What a corny joke.

We have a swedish saying/joke that goes “det löser sig, sa tanten som sket i badkaret”, “det löser sig” means it’ll turn out okay n such. But it also means dissolving. So translated it’s “it’ll dissolve, said the lady that shat in the bathtub”
 
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Been celery juicing lately. I add pears and various fruits. Cleans me out.
 
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This was actually a day before yesterday, but one caffeine pill made me go to the restroom about 6 times in 5 hours.
 
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I just realized, the middle left picture is telling us not to puke in the toilet. I was taught to always puke in the toilet, but it smells really bad. Is it wrong to puke in the sink, because I'd rather not have the smell of toilet water and poop when I'm already sick.

Well if it’s chunky you’ll be stuck with a vomit filled non working sink. Also, wash your toilet regularly so it won’t stink like your dingleberries.


I’ve eaten a shitton of medicine so my poop comes out like a British miniseries, short and way to seldom.
 
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