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What made you smile today? [2017-2019]

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Just had me a burger with lots of fixin's, one of which was chilli jam.. I recommend it!
It took me a day or two but I looked around for it. I decided on the store brand mango pepper jelly. Sweet but not so much heat. Still delicious, though. And it worked well with my Kessler's Hot Beef Smoked Sausages last night.
 

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Cleaned out the closet under the stairs and found a hatch in the floor! It turned out to be a “fridge”, where you can store stuff to keep them cool.
 
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Oops. Thought it was “what do you hate today”.


Well... my neurologist sent an email sending an extended sickleave form to the government.
 
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Holy Shit!!! My girl at Dixie auto salvage called! They finally have the right suspension for me to get my front axle hangers for my '95 7.3 now I don't have to keep welding up the old ones. I've been waiting for 7 years for this suspension to show up.
 
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A day without anxiety. Home from work and on the couch with a beer at 2:00. The afternoon and evening to enjoy with enough positive energy to do whatever the fuck I need to do and feel like doing. :)
 
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^^Yeah that.
I can give it tomorrow, I’m so fucking hungover right now I can’t translate.

Had a blast of a summer solstice weekend, decided to try do drink some beer...drank 9-10, which wasn’t the smartest as I haven’t gottn drunk in like a couple of years. Didn’t get too drunk though. The hangover/migraine was brutal though. Started drinking again at 3-4pm on Saturday, only drank 6-7beers had a blast, only woke up with a hangover. Best feeling ever. Met friends, drank beer, felt normal and awesome.
 
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Managed to turn my day around. Sometimes I just wake up and it feels like I could punch the shit out of someone or something. But, now this sounds silly and the clichee of clichees, I picked flowers and made a small flower bouquet. Calmed me the fuck down.
 
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As a preface (and i've said it before) we don't cut meat anymore. There have been way too many out-of-stocks within the past month or so for the meat we ordered from the facility. Boss said he was talking to Redneck on the phone (another meat manager and appropriately named. lol) Redneck said "You know why? They lost 60% of their workforce! ICE came in and took them away!" Boss thought Redneck was joking but he was totally serious. :D
 

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I got to dig holes for a quick fence we put up. I don’t know why, but I love digging holes, getting out rocks, in this case though I was whacking a giant metal pole into the lawn until it was deep enough for a fencepost. Which is kinda hard, as the whole fucking coast is just rocks with a thin dirt layer.
 
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Fuck yeah! I love digging! There is nothing as gratifying as finally getting your shovel or rock bar under the edge of a really tenacious rock that’s been planted there since before Columbus came over and getting it to budge. Then feeling it tear away a little while later after the other edges get cleared. @Stardust gets it!
 
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Fuck yeah! I love digging! There is nothing as gratifying as finally getting your shovel or rock bar under the edge of a really tenacious rock that’s been planted there since before Columbus came over and getting it to budge. Then feeling it tear away a little while later after the other edges get cleared. @Stardust gets it!
Yass! It’s so godsdamn satisfying! We have some stones in our lawn, but by boot testing them they seem to big to move by hand. But there’s a spot where I want a fruit tree which is 90% rocks, that’s going to be fun!

Hilde has started to respond (6/10 times) to her name and other small commands, she’s growing soo fast.