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What made you smile today? [2017-2019]

Scooter

Roll me up and smoke me when I die.
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Last night was a good night! First good time I've had in a long while. And the Ravens beat the Patriots. Today is my day off. I'm smiling so fucking hard.
 

Stardust

How am I still alive
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Got the missing piece for our bed! The bedroom is a lovely place now. not just a place you go to sleep, now it is more like you have to drag yourself out of the cozyness
 

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I touched hairless cats for the first time ever tonight
my sweaty palms dragged along their skin but whatever it was still a win
 
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Scooter

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My buddy in the deli was going out to his truck to smoke a cigarette. He saw me filling the turkeys and came over. "See that woman over there in the blue coat? The sushi guy was checking her out and I said you like that, huh? He said 'She so tall. She have deep pussy.'
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Lol. The dad of the guy i see went to the hospital yesterday. Left him a text saying “(brother) taking me to hospital. Something strange is going on. Please look after (dog)”
turns out dad ate a weed chocolate

i thought that only happened on tv tbh
 

Jung

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Lol. The dad of the guy i see went to the hospital yesterday. Left him a text saying “(brother) taking me to hospital. Something strange is going on. Please look after (dog)”
turns out dad ate a weed chocolate

i thought that only happened on tv tbh
My friend's 65 yr old dad accidentally ate a couple acid gummies one yr at fest. We had to babysit him all day but he was hilarious.

No clue how many of you (still) play Minecraft, and/or how many of you are on Reddit, but this sense of encouragement is real nice to come across...
Never played it really but that's impressive. I like the machine and circuits people make.