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What made you smile today? [2017]

-=iNsANe=-ADJ

I once ate broccoli
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A customer (patient?), yesterday.
C: I have to take a chest x-ray.
Me: it's €40.
C: I left my wallet at home.
Me: I can't go on then, I need you to pay in advance.
C: can't you make me take the x-rays and pay when I get the results?
Me: I'm afraid I can't, management office gave me directions.
C: my wife is coming here she's gonna pay for me.
Me: we'll wait until she comes, I really can't do anything, except do some papers. In the meanwhile, if you give me your ID I can put your data in the computer.
C: nope, you made me wait, now I'll make you wait.
Me: IMHO that's not really brilliant, you're going to wait twice the time.

in fact, when his wife arrived there was a small queue, and he was the last in line. Moron.
 

-=iNsANe=-ADJ

I once ate broccoli
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I had an English teacher at my desk this morning

- You have a strong American accent, you should pronounce "theerteeeyyy".
- I'm sorry but I can't stand cockney.

BOOOM
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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#4
Looked at the tracking info for my phone parts. Saw they were delivered yesterday when I was being lazy/reading all day instead of doing ANYTHING productive. Should be able to repair my 'camera' tonight and make it less phony phone and more telephone.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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Woke up feeling incredibly shitty. Migraine, depressed, anxiety. The holy trifecta of a thoroughly shitty day, then as Nico was leaving he kissed me on the forehead, lingering a bit. That made me feel like the most loved person on earth.
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Get to go to Copenhagen for a week for AX and NAV "training". No, but really. There will be training.
 

Scooter

Roll me up and smoke me when I die.
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Snow storm, got crushed at work the last three days and no delivery today because of the weather. One of the few, random customers: "You have no meat? No beef, no cheek-un?"

Nope!

And he gave me a look like I was bullshitting him and How can this be?
 

Stardust

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#8
Got fabric for sewing two mudsuits, one for Freya and one for a Golden retriever
 

Swah

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Populism not winning in the Netherlands (at least, for now).
 

Scooter

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Three days off, in a row. I worked over 50 hours this week. I'm none the worse for wear but my hands could use a break. They're scratched, scraped and cut and my cuticles are a fucking mess.

Also getting up before sunrise, having a cup of coffee and listening to the robins chirping.
 

Gus

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A customer (patient?), yesterday.
C: I have to take a chest x-ray.
Me: it's €40.
C: I left my wallet at home.
Me: I can't go on then, I need you to pay in advance.
C: can't you make me take the x-rays and pay when I get the results?
Me: I'm afraid I can't, management office gave me directions.
C: my wife is coming here she's gonna pay for me.
Me: we'll wait until she comes, I really can't do anything, except do some papers. In the meanwhile, if you give me your ID I can put your data in the computer.
C: nope, you made me wait, now I'll make you wait.
Me: IMHO that's not really brilliant, you're going to wait twice the time.

in fact, when his wife arrived there was a small queue, and he was the last in line. Moron.
He still won, you're complaining about him on the internet.
 

Swah

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He still won, you're complaining about him on the internet.
...and that's what made you smile today. Great way to stay on topic.

That, and my sister and her husband agreed to be our kid's godparents! Now we have to get things settled, but still :)
 

Stardust

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I got my business plan done, now I'm just waiting for a response if it's shite or acceptable.
 

Gus

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I was smiling as my lady was bouncing on me first thing this morning.
 
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Stardust

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A real professional massage. I felt high after it, and I've got another appointment for next week
 

ib4

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Going dirt bike riding today. As of late it's been every Sunday.
 

Scooter

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#20
Tequila! And digging this ancient shot glass out of the cupboard.