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What made you smile today? [2017]

My lesbian friend texting me to say she's going to give me a lap dance on Saturday. A statement which made me smile but also cry on the inside. Like being a diabetic who won a golden ticket to Willy Wonkas chocolate factory.


Roll me up and smoke me when I die.
At work early this morning to do some cleaning with coworker Dave. He was on vacation last week, so I filled him in on the goings on. I said I was ready for my usual Tuesday day off because my body hates me today. He reminded me that I was only scheduled for a 6 hour shift. I knew that 3 or 4 days ago but forgot about it after a frustrating end of the week and weekend. I was happy enough to be out of there at 1:30 for an 8 hour day. I did what I needed to do and skated out of there at 11:00 in the morning. Fuck Yeah! I can get a head start on my drinking and have a healthy, hearty nap this afternoon. :)