What made you smile today? [2020]

BlastemSkyHigh

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Seeing the Donald backpedal and try to fix his verbal fuckups,

He's an idiot with power, the worst kind of person there is.
 

Scooter

Roll me up and smoke me when I die.
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I feel good today! I had a good day at work. We got a lot of work done and didn't have to hurt ourselves. People didn't suck because I was reasonable with them and they understood. And I'm on vacation for the rest of the week! I'm gonna stay the fuck at home and get paid for it.