You wait for your 15th anniversary badge this upcoming Valentine's Day?I became a veteran here at wtf.com in 2011 after 7 years of not being banned for acting like a professional asshat.
7 moar years have passed.
Johnny Kuntz was better.Anyone remember Alien Soup? Diesel and Lobo. Those two McFucks as I remember were at AS forever. Them dudes were in fifth grade compared to me. I'm almost in 53V3Nth grade bitch. As a matter of fuct, on a scale of one to donkey... I'm the best po-fucking-tater salad you have dispensed out that square ass of yours. Ever.
Lies. Johnny was a little girl. You of all people know I am not little.Johnny Kuntz was better.
Fact.GehtFuct is #1!
I bet there is not much you can do that I won't best you at. Sans being just like you. Mom would love me more. For hours.An old fuck craving recognition for shit.
Maybe. But I'm coherent enough to know my 15 years is on May 28th. Change your diaper kind sir. I will wait.I'd give him more recognition, but given his usual afflictions (alcohol, old age, gehtfuckery) he'll just forget tomorrow that it ever happened...
Don't you blaspheme in this house, boy.Johnny Kuntz was better.
You must be the WTF jester then. Do you have a cute dance or something?Yeah, humoring an old fuck could be my good deed of the day so... I'm sure everything you say is true, old-timer.
Hit up BRiT if your pants feel funny. He is head of Butthurt Club.Maybe this thread be moved to Taters & Haters.