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He's bananas. Won't stop trying to suck my dick. Its really quite annoying. I'll be sitting down for some regal philisophical discussion in a moderately private setting... and there he is... burrowing his way betwixt everyone's knees and ankles only to thrust his open gullet toward my gig line and utter: "May I please do it NOW?!?!?"
I usually just pull out my knife and prod him gently in the forehead and say: "Geet... hyaw... geeetonouta hean!"