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Hey buddy I read your job description... so tell me the equation to why I felt near death, when my girlfriend - broke my heart, and fucked off with a dumbass?... also check out this equation... or if you have a better one made yourself, after all you are a math teacher.
This is the best:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will g et you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.