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WHAT THE FUCK Stupid Retainer

extremepilot

Go jerk off or something
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I have my second retainer Im sick I have a headache and a cold and my throat is SO FUCKING SORE IT HURTS SO BAD but I have a retainer and I can't get my tounge there and scratch it ITS FUCKING FRUSTATING
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING ORTHODONTIST GO TO HELL AND DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH :sword: :sword: :gun:
 
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extremepilot said:
I have my second retainer Im sick I have a headache and a cold and my throat is SO FUCKING SORE IT HURTS SO BAD but I have a retainer and I can't get my tounge there and scratch it ITS FUCKING FRUSTATING
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING ORTHODONTIST GO TO HELL AND DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH :sword: :sword: :gun:

/me backs away from extreme sloooooowly....
 
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extremepilot said:
I have my second retainer Im sick I have a headache and a cold and my throat is SO FUCKING SORE IT HURTS SO BAD but I have a retainer and I can't get my tounge there and scratch it ITS FUCKING FRUSTATING
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING ORTHODONTIST GO TO HELL AND DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH :sword: :sword: :gun:
Jesus loves you man....just put the retainer down and everything will b alright.........
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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I have a retainer the size of my wang...

Oh wait, I don't. My teeth or fine...or is that my swollen cock?
 
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extremepilot said:
I have my second retainer Im sick I have a headache and a cold and my throat is SO FUCKING SORE IT HURTS SO BAD but I have a retainer and I can't get my tounge there and scratch it ITS FUCKING FRUSTATING
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING ORTHODONTIST GO TO HELL AND DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH :sword: :sword: :gun:
I understand completely. Having a retainer sucks. I've had to have mine replaced so many times. Grrr.
 
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get a permanent retainer...they just glue it to the back of your teeth...hell of a lot easier...and i can scratch all i want
 

magnolia

Postaholic
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why don't you get those clear retainers that cover your teeth. My sister has that kind and it doesn't go on the top of your mouth at all. Just a little bit up your gum line.