What the hell?
- Thread starter Bigfoot
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Bigfoot said:
My piss smelled like cigarettes this morning. I don't smoke.
O.K. I was fucking bored one day, so I typed WTF into Googles search engine and I wound up here.Now I'm fucking hooked and have this uncontrollable desire to check in at least once or twice a day just to read and reply to fucked up shit, by fucked up people, that doesn't even fuckin' matter.The worst part, I made some fucking friends and even started making up my own venues.The best part, within a week I'd run off two total slapnuts.The fucked up part, I was leading a totally normal, drama free twisted life, until I found this fucked up place.WTF?
GottaHurt said:
OMG.. that's so true. Stumbled upon it, and I am hooked. Find myself coming back throughout the day - just to keep up. Don't know if I'd go so far as to say I've made friends, but that's because people don't like me.
GottaHurt said:
Now that wouldn't be bad. I had asparagus last night, and boy did it wreck my urine. I hate that.
urine is the topic?
i was fishing last summer and i had to take a fuckin leak...right when i got this giant fish....so i held it.........i got the fish and let my friend getrid of it....it was pretty dark out and i went to piss in the feild...haha i swear it was glow in the fuckin dark my piss was golden yellow
could of just been my drunken ass but ya know it was an awsoem unsoberistic experience
i was fishing last summer and i had to take a fuckin leak...right when i got this giant fish....so i held it.........i got the fish and let my friend getrid of it....it was pretty dark out and i went to piss in the feild...haha i swear it was glow in the fuckin dark my piss was golden yellow
could of just been my drunken ass but ya know it was an awsoem unsoberistic experienceoh and i stumbled upon this site too like 4 days ago lol and i seem to be hooked, try to reply and read threads during my classes but get fucked on by my teacher so i gave up......not like this matters
shep said:You got the clap
LOL nice. Beat me to it. I got Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor" stuck in my head now.
"... now I know why her exboyfriend Dave; called her Mrs. Microwave..."
icka said:
Thanks for the concern. I try to eat more strawberries and pineapple for that very reason.
Bigfoot said:
Teacher! Teacher! Someone hijacked my thread?
icka said:
That's true... Especially pineapple & peaches.
*cough*back to fuckin' topic*cough*
It's not the worst that has happened to me, but....Anyway, I was at the supermarket today, shopping goods for the weekend..stuff like that. When I was to pay, I went through those big things that start beeping if you have stolen anything. And they started fuckin' beeping! I hadn't stolen anything. I went throuhg 2 times, and it was beeping. I had no cellphone or keys, or anything. After the second time, I noticed my pant were open, I closed them, and when I went through that time, I didn't beep. Weird shit!
It's not the worst that has happened to me, but....Anyway, I was at the supermarket today, shopping goods for the weekend..stuff like that. When I was to pay, I went through those big things that start beeping if you have stolen anything. And they started fuckin' beeping! I hadn't stolen anything. I went throuhg 2 times, and it was beeping. I had no cellphone or keys, or anything. After the second time, I noticed my pant were open, I closed them, and when I went through that time, I didn't beep. Weird shit!
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