What... theeeee... FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[ferengi]

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT!

...I don't even know if I want to go into detail about the email I just received from a friend of mine.... this is some

FUCKED

UP

SHIT!

If anyone is interested, I'll post details once I return from vomiting.


...nevermind.. done puking.
ANYWAY.
I just got this email from a friend of mine that I've known for a few years now. She just.........um........ I don't know if the terminology fits here but whatever... "came out of the closet"....but this has nothing to do with homosexuality. She tells me she's a "zoophile" (WTF!?) and has been having..um... *intimate* relations with her horse and dog since she was a teenager.
O
M
F
G.........

Someone hold me, I think I may drop dead.

 

[Dragonfly]

H o l y F u c k i n g S h i t . . .

That is the most disturbing shit i have heard all day.

/Holds you.

 

[bnccoder]

Ride'em cowgirl. Sorry had to say it. That is sick.

 

[ferengi]

I don't know what I'm going to do now. I don't think I'll ever be able to face her again after this.

 

[bnccoder]

Wearing a bridle would work.

 

[ferengi]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE SENT ME AN EMAIL ASKING IF I WANT HER TO SEND PICS!


................................OMFG

omfg.....

.........o...m...F...g...



You think you know someone............

 

[mrstarcraft]

Wearing a bridle would work.

Rep++

....hi ho silver....AWAY!!!
<runs>

 

[bnccoder]

You could always sell them.

 

[ferengi]

You could always sell them.

Who the fuck would want to buy shit like th....

Oh waiiiit a minute. Trying to tell us something?

 

[bnccoder]

Yes, I'm trying to tell you that you can sell them to some porno site and probably get top dollar for them. Contact one of the admins at some site.

 

[Dragonfly]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE SENT ME AN EMAIL ASKING IF I WANT HER TO SEND PICS!

Hold on a minute.. Are you sure this is your friend? Or is it possible someone else has gotten into her email account (a friend perhaps?) And is playing a joke on your or her contacts?

 

[Jung]

God I HATE furries.

 

[bnccoder]

Hold on a minute.. Are you sure this is your friend? Or is it possible someone else has gotten into her email account (a friend perhaps?) And is playing a joke on your or her contacts?

Good point if this is all through email it's probably bullshit. Check the headers to make sure the IP that they came from are the same as the one she uses. If it is dial up check to make sure they are in the range assigned to dial up by that ISP.

 

[People=Shit]

Well, that's some sick shit. But since it is through e-mail, it probably is a lie. Just don't get too close to her for the next few days and make sure it's not true.

 

[RogueSmiley]

Hey that's hot. What's her email?
j/k.... BIG joke

yeah, if that was a serious email, then I would rate that pretty damn high on the scale of oddness.

 

[meh_it_all]

Yeah, before I read the other replies I was goona say that it wasn't probably a joke if she wanted to send you pics.
Maybe it was just a freak-out, to scare you and such?
You better make sure it's not a joke.
But seriously, that is pretty sick that she would even think of that....

 

[Cutter]

pretty disturbing shit.

 

[BklynCannonball]

At least now you know what to get her for her birthday.

 

[FireAngel]

1 word, *shudders*

 

[gurlgonewild]

lol ferengi always pulling our leg! oOo you were serious? seriously...? probably a practical joke, calm down she's just teasing you.

call her bluff, tell her "yah, i want to see pics." maybe she's really bad...or not at photoshop and then you'll know the truth.