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What was the best MRE you've ever had?

Boycott

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I think mine would have to be chicken wings... But its so hard to choose the best... I like em crunchy, and hot, but the chicken has to be hot, not the breaded part, and they need to have sauce on them (so not just breaded) ... Its like gourmet wings!
 

MaxPower

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Chicken and dumplings. it was the chicken and vegies with the sauce, then a small bag of flour that you drip water in, and mush around to mix. Then as it cooks you drop lumps of the dough into it. Man, that shit's like home cooking in the woods.
 

gehtfuct

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The only one that I didn't really care for was Beans and Franks.
That shit is butt.

Nothing says Military lovin' like an MRE with some nice crunchy wind blown sand in it. Mmmm.
 

Darklight

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I never really got the meal portion of an MRE... being in the navy we never had to really use em... mostly we would crack open old ones... by the time I got to them the meals were eaten all that was left was the potato sticks or whatever little side item they had...
 

not sure

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i feel dum

i thought you where talking about the krap yale did to my head then relized that was an mri well ive only got the sphegtti one so thaty one my mo m bouht a years supply when bush was realected
 

Woodreaux

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Tortellini w/red sauce. It even came with the jalapeno cheese spread, instead of peanut butter like 85% of them seem to.
 

Brain Spout

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Darklight said:
damn how many military fucks are in here?
i'm not in the military, someone i know stole a bunch of them before they left

additionally, i think you can buy these at surplus stores
 

Darklight

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WizardlyFriend said:
additionally, i think you can buy these at surplus stores
yes but why the fuck would you.... other then hurricain relief.... I mean really there not that good..
 

Brain Spout

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Darklight said:
yes but why the fuck would you.... other then hurricain relief.... I mean really there not that good..
i haven't, but i'm just saying that may be how some of these people might have gotten them
 

Boycott

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WizardlyFriend said:
i haven't, but i'm just saying that may be how some of these people might have gotten them
:thumbsup: I went through a phase where all my friends would stay up playing battlefield all night and eating MREs at lan parties in army uniforms
 
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Boycott said:
:thumbsup: I went through a phase where all my friends would stay up playing battlefield all night and eating MREs at lan parties in army uniforms
:haha:
That's....umm....nevermind.

Chicken and Dumplings? Chicken Wings? Where the fuck did you get THOSE?

Corned-beef hash was one of the best.
 

JLXC

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I guess I'm a simple man, but I liked most of them. I liked the ones with fucking meat in them, hell just a slab like in the old Turkey ones, or the Meatloaf/whatever ones. I usually just woofed it down, and it was ok food. Fuck it, it's just for getting eating over with quickly anyways. I liked several of the desserts you just added water to.

Plus we always had salt/pepper/garlic salt and they make everything better.
 

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Woodreaux said:
Tortellini w/red sauce. It even came with the jalapeno cheese spread, instead of peanut butter like 85% of them seem to.
Quoted for truth; that shit is relatively good. Although, if you've ever had to eat MREs for an extended time or regularly, you know they all suck. :p
 

dustinzgirl

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The strawberry desert and believe it or not the meat patty things. I dont remember what they were called, but my dad used to bring home tons of MRE's when he went on long fire runs (like, Yellowstone, North Cali, ect).
 

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Chicken wings? Tortellini?... Man I got screwed... The best thing we had was fuckin chili-mac... gimmie some good ol' fashioned ranger pudding any day...