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what was your first post ever?

Billybob

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here's mine (man i had a bad mouth back then)
:thumbsup: i'm new and i just wanted to say FUCK YOU!!!
just another n00bie saying fuck you all of you mother fucking dickbags!

j/k I love all of you. if you ever need a hug, PM me
that offer still stands
 

Jung

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what porn has led me to believe.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients' cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she will only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.

and finally...

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip
 

Billybob

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my god, that is possibly the best first post i've ever seen
 

Dave666

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Mine was some dumb shit like I'm satan and I and i rule hell. That was when I was still gothic(man I realy hate goth's)
 

CopyLifted

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I can't find my first post for some reason. As far back as I can find is this one:

CopyLifted said:
Just what I thought...fucking weak.

You just can't do it, can you? Just the same repeated bullshit, over and over and over.

Hey, try this. Since your mind seems to tell you things, tell your mind to tell you something different and new. But please, don't be the same as all the different people. You following me here?

Ok, try again.......
MrNewbie and I were going at it. I believe I told him to come up with some new material and this is what I said to him after he tried to flame me again.

Where the hell is my first post? :confused:
 

Descent

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What a fucking nerd...

http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=1625&page=1&pp=15&highlight=ASRock

I got my ass kicked by Morelos after that post :(.

 
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My first post was in the "How did you find out about WTF.com?" thread in the Welcome Wagon. I said how I was pleased to find it was a rant forum.