WTF ... IS WTF!?
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What we think of WTF?!

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Joe Slime

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Holy Mother Of Fuck....

Are you people SERIOUS??

All of you should take a moment to review this gibberish, and try to imagine what a herd of pre-pubescent, self aggrandissing, pretentious little snobs you look like.

If John Cleese scripted a forum thread, it would look exactly like this. Meaningless nonsense interspersed with peurile and plainly silly commentary suggesting an average age of the members of this Legion Of Losers at around 11.

You really ARE a lamentable bunch of Harry Potter clones; one wonders whether you practice more with your magic wands, or light sabres in jubilation of the release of Star Bores, Episode Who Gives A Fuck.

There's not even a half way decent looking female amongst you to provide some redeeming qualities.

Gratuitous snide remarks are the hallmark of spineless poms hunched over their only means of socialisation since pater ran off with the au pair. This coven is nothing more than a conglomeration of anoraks, pre-occupied with delusions, illusions and the latest Beano.

Fuck. Just fuck. I've seen more spine in an octopus, and more intimidation from a parrot.

I'll just bet that somewhere in the cesspit of stupidity someone has written a critique on the latest Oasis album.
 

Zoso

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well, im going to speak for us all when i say its about fuckin time we got a noob who can speak english! :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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Yet another babbling loser. Sorry, chizmo, you bore me. Nice thesaurus you have there though. Keep up the good work and some day you may be able to eat at the grown-up’s table.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Yes, but 4 posts and he thinks he knows everything. :) Jumping the gun a bit are we.
 

Zoso

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at least we can understand him enough to make fun of him
 

Broken

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Joe Slime said:
Holy Mother Of Fuck....

Are you people SERIOUS??
You could have stopped here. NO we aren't serious, hence the name WTF.com. A thinking man such as you should have picked up on that. It's ok the Holy Grail is on T.V. tonight, try watching it again maybe you will understand it this time. It's called humor, something you have proven to lack. Then it's straight to bed you have a big day tomorrow trying to come up with your next post. Just remember the bed time story mommy reads you every night. I think I can, I think I can.
Oh and as far as backbone: Nice posting and quickly logging off.
 

meh_it_all

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Zoso said:
at least we can understand him enough to make fun of him
True. It's sweet he thinks he can battle out though, don't ya think?
 

UberSkippy

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Joe Slime said:
Blah blah blah
So who's this "WE"? Or do you just refer to yourself in the third person multiple?

You know who you remind me of? Cupcake. From now on your name is Douchebag.
 

gehtfuct

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I think Joe Blow needs to take his dumpy ass on back to the library.
Your mom is going to be worried.
 

RageAgainst

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Joe Slime said:
There's not even a half way decent looking female amongst you to provide some redeeming qualities.
I guess you just assumed there's no hot chicks in here, without checking first. Meh is teh sexyness. And I believe nymphchick is pretty damn hot as well.

What's funny is you actually tried to insult us. Did you think about it in advance, and then got excited like a little poodle while you were writing it? "haha!! I am using the internet as a mean to insult random people about their choice of a forums website!"

Unfortunately for you, your words just bounce off my chest.. You're like a 12 year old trying to punch me while I just hold his forehead leaving him swinging air like a little fucktard. If you wanna be a e-bully, you picked the wrong site. No one gives a shit about you, and no one takes this shit seriously. Maybe if you'd pick on people smaller than you? Try kindergardens, I'm sure you'll make all the kids cry there and you can finally feel superior.
 

Broken

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CatchTheWind said:
You just made my night. Thank you. I needed the laugh. :thumbsup:

The first post by Slimeslut did make you laugh?
 

Brain Spout

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w0w th4nks. my m0m always said dat i was smart 4 mi age. guess she right. awesome! i think dat ur post was awesome, but i couldnt understand it, i think you swtich b/t languages or sometin, hmm
 

bombchu

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Joe Slime said:
Fuck. Just fuck. I've seen more spine in an octopus, and more intimidation from a parrot.
Haha, you're a tool.
and parrots are dam scary.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Joe Slime said:
Holy Mother Of Fuck....

Are you people SERIOUS??

All of you should take a moment to review this gibberish, and try to imagine what a herd of pre-pubescent, self aggrandissing, pretentious little snobs you look like.

If John Cleese scripted a forum thread, it would look exactly like this. Meaningless nonsense interspersed with peurile and plainly silly commentary suggesting an average age of the members of this Legion Of Losers at around 11.

You really ARE a lamentable bunch of Harry Potter clones; one wonders whether you practice more with your magic wands, or light sabres in jubilation of the release of Star Bores, Episode Who Gives A Fuck.

There's not even a half way decent looking female amongst you to provide some redeeming qualities.

Gratuitous snide remarks are the hallmark of spineless poms hunched over their only means of socialisation since pater ran off with the au pair. This coven is nothing more than a conglomeration of anoraks, pre-occupied with delusions, illusions and the latest Beano.

Fuck. Just fuck. I've seen more spine in an octopus, and more intimidation from a parrot.

I'll just bet that somewhere in the cesspit of stupidity someone has written a critique on the latest Oasis album.
who are you? And why the hell are you even posting here, or better yet why did you even sign up to this website if you don't like it. You call us losers but you must be one too now that you post here too. Dur" I am so retarded and I just called myself a loser too"Dur....

MaxPower said:
Yet another babbling loser. Sorry, chizmo, you bore me. Nice thesaurus you have there though.
Yeah, it probably took him a whole good 2 hours to put it all together and actually posted it.
 
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