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What Would MacGyver do??

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Dear people with imaginations and such..i need to build a submarine....what should i use.......so far i have a smelly pine tree...a pencil sharpener...and a spork......any ideas on materials....or...plans....
yours un-truely knarf
 

Icarus

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MacGyver would probably do something like this.



The electrical current will jog your brain, so you'll think. It's quite a relavatory experience.

Seriously. If this were in Bait & Tackle, I'd have quite a lot of fun.
 
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Calm down NoSub....I'll find some bright lamps to attract this fly to the light....
 

Icarus

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Who's angry?

:)

Better not make the lamps too harsh... his eyes will hurt, coming out of the cave and all.
 
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Aww, I never said you were angry.


Just ready to pounce, ya know? Like a tiger...


Hey, NoSub, were you the one who got your Borgnign pictures stolen?



You're tight like a tiger!
 

Icarus

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On a side not, can you guess why there were no dragons or tigers in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

It's easy. The tigers were crouching, and the dragon was hidden.

Duh.
 
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new items ...toilet paper, water bong, salad dressing
 

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oh come on, knarfs trying to make an effort to be funny and start a could be interesting thread but youve all disenchanted him, hence them bringing in new items. what sort of a welcome is that.