What would you do if this woman came over to kick your ass?

[YogurtExplosion]

What would you do?

 

[TheRover]

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[BrIONwoshMunky]

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[Scooter]

Bitch wants to fight with a skillet, I'll go toe to toe and knock her ass out with my cast iron pan.

 

[BRiT]

What would you do?

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Ask her 'Where's Sam and the rest of the Brady's?"

 

[beef_roller]

Kick that hussy in the cooch, then beat her with her own false teeth... that's what I'd do alright!

 

[CoprophagousCop]

What would you do?

 

[aussiefooty]

Have a cooking competition with her

 

[MaxPower]

I'd knock her over and she'd break her hip. Then she'd press that button on her necklace and say, " heeeelp I've fallen and I can't get up".

 

[YogurtExplosion]

I'd knock her over and she'd break her hip. Then she'd press that button on her necklace and say, " heeeelp I've fallen and I can't get up".

Sadly, these commercials are nostalgic for me.

 

[Northern Monkey]

I’d run like a little girl.

 

[MisterFister]

Mom?

 

[YogurtExplosion]

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Nice illegal kick. How are you not thrown out?

 

[Jane Deere]

Open the door with my rifle in my hand.

 

[gehtfuct]

Cunt punt.

Buh-bye Karen.

 

[Brillo]

Get her autograph. Never met a stock model before.