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What would you do if you had a infinite amount of money for one day

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Maximvs

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What would you do if you had a infinite amount of money for one day?
 

IDoMyBest

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i d mae world make fin plc oke? no affo, no monkey, money... i i rud teh eath yes!... pom by me
 

skylinec

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end world hunger then kill britney spears with the rest
 

dustinzgirl

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Skyline-Cobra said:
end world hunger then kill britney spears with the rest
And I would buy lots and lots of very expensive jewlery. I would also rob a few banks, because That would be fun. I would probably blow up Dale Jr.s car because I am pissed at him for knocking kahne out....but that is another story.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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well, first off you guys would never see my ass again!! which would be a good thing for all of you.... I would buy a country... and start invading other countries cause my dad told me too... Oh shit.. never mind thats another story....

I would buy an island... live naked in the woods... get a bunch of naked maids to bring me beer... yup... thats bout it!
 

DanGeo23

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invest it so I could still have some the next day...
after investing its off to Vegas....
 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

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IDoMyBest said:
i d mae world make fin plc oke? no affo, no monkey, money... i i rud teh eath yes!... pom by me
I would buy this jackass HOOKED ON PHONICS. :mfinger: :D

Then a shotgun just in case the hooked on phonics didn't work.
 

MaxPower

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Run for president, pay off the national deficit.
Then it's free Booze and hookers for everyone. :thumbsup:
 
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MaxPower said:
Run for president, pay off the national deficit.
Then it's free Booze and hookers for everyone. :thumbsup:
No, no, no. Your plan is backwards.


Free beer and hookers for everyone, then you become president....
 

skylinec

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dustinzgirl said:
And I would buy lots and lots of very expensive jewlery. I would also rob a few banks, because That would be fun. I would probably blow up Dale Jr.s car because I am pissed at him for knocking kahne out....but that is another story.
i like nascar whos your favorite driver kahne....i like jr
 

betrayed

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Buy:
A projector
A mansion
Pre-pay for college
Pay a record company to sponser and help my SKA band
More trumpets, pro level
20 voodoo computers and set up a huge LAN room
A helicopter
A Jet
My own business, probably in electronics
An entire mall and all of its contents
24/7 Strippers
Give a million dollars to each of my friends
A LOT of clothes

Buy Cars:
Delorean, Viper, Cadillac Escalade, Audi TT, SmartCar, Shelby GT500, Jeep Wrangler, T-Rex (3 Wheeled Car, 2 in front, 1 in back)

I bet I could think of a lot more.. Oh yeah, pay my teachers to give me A's.. even though I'm already getting A's, but thats because I actually do work.. With money it'd be free grades!
 

dustinzgirl

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p99 said:
Buy:
A projector
A mansion
Pre-pay for college
Pay a record company to sponser and help my SKA band
More trumpets, pro level
20 voodoo computers and set up a huge LAN room
A helicopter
A Jet
My own business, probably in electronics
An entire mall and all of its contents
24/7 Strippers
Give a million dollars to each of my friends
A LOT of clothes

Buy Cars:
Delorean, Viper, Cadillac Escalade, Audi TT, SmartCar, Shelby GT500, Jeep Wrangler, T-Rex (3 Wheeled Car, 2 in front, 1 in back)

I bet I could think of a lot more.. Oh yeah, pay my teachers to give me A's.. even though I'm already getting A's, but thats because I actually do work.. With money it'd be free grades!

That is way to much to do in one day. I would just rob banks because I could afford too.....LOL.......

And Sky, my fav is Newman, cuz you have got to admire someone who wins a race with no power steering (last year, forgot track)

Big kahne fan, he is just awesome for a rookie.

Jr is an asshole. and he sounds like that mumbly guy from king of the hill when he talks.
 

skylinec

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p99 said:
Buy:
A projector
A mansion
Pre-pay for college
Pay a record company to sponser and help my SKA band
More trumpets, pro level
20 voodoo computers and set up a huge LAN room
A helicopter
A Jet
My own business, probably in electronics
An entire mall and all of its contents
24/7 Strippers
Give a million dollars to each of my friends
A LOT of clothes

Buy Cars:
Delorean, Viper, Cadillac Escalade, Audi TT, SmartCar, Shelby GT500, Jeep Wrangler, T-Rex (3 Wheeled Car, 2 in front, 1 in back)

I bet I could think of a lot more.. Oh yeah, pay my teachers to give me A's.. even though I'm already getting A's, but thats because I actually do work.. With money it'd be free grades!
you have no soul do you............give none to charity....for shame
 

skylinec

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dustinzgirl said:
That is way to much to do in one day. I would just rob banks because I could afford too.....LOL.......

And Sky, my fav is Newman, cuz you have got to admire someone who wins a race with no power steering (last year, forgot track)

Big kahne fan, he is just awesome for a rookie.

Jr is an asshole. and he sounds like that mumbly guy from king of the hill when he talks.
the only reason i like jr because before earnhart senior died (he was my favorite driver) so his son was second best.....rest your soul earnhart
 

betrayed

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Fine... I'd give a couple billion to charity.. Jeez, sue me! The post said what would I do If I had an infinite amount of money..
 

skylinec

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p99 said:
Fine... I'd give a couple billion to charity.. Jeez, sue me! The post said what would I do If I had an infinite amount of money..
yes but still help the world out its going to hell without money so if you have infinate give 999 trillion dollars at least
 

dustinzgirl

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p99 said:
Fine... I'd give a couple billion to charity.. Jeez, sue me! The post said what would I do If I had an infinite amount of money..
fuck charity. just buy everyone in america (or whatever country you are in) a home and a college education, from there they would have to be on their own.
 

skylinec

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dustinzgirl said:
fuck charity. just buy everyone in america (or whatever country you are in) a home and a college education, from there they would have to be on their own.
help the world out you live here too
 

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Dustbinzgirl, you assume everyone can be payed off so you can go around robbing banks ? Better watch out for Elliot Ness or Batman...


EDIT : Btw, I would start with buying NASA and the Olympic comitee, fire everyone and make it into a charity thing so the world can heal itself instead of depending on my cash. I'd start up a solar power project in Africa to make it self sufficient, this can already be done easily but the world right now would rather wage war for the itsy bitsy bit of oil left in poor countries.
For myself...I'd go flaunting my cash and hope to get me a gold-digger chick, cos I ain't pulling shit with my ugly ass mug as it is. And get a huge house, a great camera and a private jet to shoot pics allover the place.
 

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gove a bazillion to charity......buy hawaii pay all the hot celebrities to hav sex with me ummmmm buy a whole fleet of mclarens an prsches and mustangs and a fucking huge mansion
 
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