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what you getting your significant other?

swizeguy

How dare you!?
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What you all getting your specail someone for valentines day? If you dont have someone then... umm you dont count.. lol
I have no idea what to get my girl.. i got her all the traditional valentines stuff for xmas.. i got her a teddy bear bigger then her, necklace, earrings and shes lactose intolerant so chocolates out...
Any ideas?? what you getting?
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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well, I was originally thinking a blow job, but since my teeth were just sadistically ripped out, he will have to settle for a hooker.
 

Lost86

i give up!11 /wrists
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dustinzgirl said:
well, I was originally thinking a blow job, but since my teeth were just sadistically ripped out, he will have to settle for a hooker.
ROFLMFAO.

Hm, I'm getting him... nothing.
 

DanGeo23

Resident Conservative
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well since you are supposed to... errr... at least expected to give bigger and/or better gifts each year... I will be giving my wife 2 roses... I gave her one last year... and in 10 more years I will get her a dozen....
... I am soooo romantic...
 

-=dragon=-

Rock Dragon \m/
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i dont got a "significant other" so im going get myself something i guess.
"hi dragon, how are you?"
"im good, i got you something.."
"really??"
"ya, i got you a life time supply of absolutly nothing!!"
 

Sektor

Particinator
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I gave my girl $200 to go shopping with. Hell, since I never know what to get a girl, I just give them money. It hasn't failed me yet.
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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you spent 200 bucks on your girl for V'day? Damn... do you wanna go out with me too? My car wont start and i need to buy a new battery.