WTF ... IS WTF!?
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Skorch

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#6
Oh okay, thanks..."for a good time call..." Heeey.
 

magnolia

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#7
Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to crap but only farted....
Wait a sec...that can't be it.
 

otepsoul

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#8
i saw on the wall it said mike is a fag, whos mike
 

Skorch

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#9
magnolia said:
Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to crap but only farted....
Wait a sec...that can't be it.
what the hell are you doing in the mens room?
 

Pachyderm

I really did.
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#10
Hey Skorch...
Sometimes when I am reading posts and I see your icon, I get scared and I am reduced to a drooling 3 year old girl...
 

otepsoul

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#11
Pachyderm said:
Hey Skorch...
Sometimes when I am reading posts and I see your icon, I get scared and I am reduced to a drooling 3 year old girl...
ok
 

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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#15
Someone hold me.
 
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#16
"why you looking at the wall? the joke is in your hands?"

or, in another bathroom once, somebody wrote:

"Wanted: a 20 year old, well hung, white male to join in 3-some with my wife... size-46 DD"
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#17
I dont think the answer to life is on a bathroom wall, but if it were, My favorite has always been the "Im watching you poo" one. Translated into cosmic, answer to life speak, that would mean that we are never truly alone, and some force is watching you make stinkies.

So dont pick your nose and eat your boogers while taking a poopy.

And that folks, is the answer to life.
 

morelos

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#18
"flush hard; it's a long way to the cafeteria."
 

Skorch

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#20
on the inside of the door in our toilet stall, staring you in the face as you sit there, there is the classic:
"toilet camera is for research purposes only"