Listen Junior, If you really are an adult you measure cookies in inches - not some random number. Example - I usually eat 7 inches of cookies for dinner, that is the distance between the first knuckle of my thumb and the first knuckle of my index finger. My natural cookie "grip" is 7 inches. So figure it out and use the adult vernacular. See Scooters post above, Scooter eats like a man.I had 6 cookies and a glass of water for supper last night. I OWN this adulting shit.
I eat like a man- child most of the time. And that there's a man-child meal. Of course, I wouldn't have eaten any of that as a child. I was a picky little bitch. Regular hot dogs with ketchup? Okay. Beef hot dogs? Probably not. Fuck mustard. Baked beans? Disgusting. Beans are gross to begin with. There's no way those mushy shits are getting near my mouth. The potato rolls are the only thing I would have eaten. I think I briefly questioned them. WTF is a potato roll? But it's just another form of bread and those things are heavenly goodness. I refuse to buy anything else.See Scooters post above, Scooter eats like a man.