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whats ur pirate name?

XsweetnessX

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http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/ if u cant see what ur pirate name is just highlight it.

My pirate name was: Black Ethel Vane

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
 

dustinzgirl

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Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Calico Tom Rackham
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Bloody Roger Rackham:
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

I think I lied in one or two questions. :D
 

MsPunK

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how the hell do you delete a msg when youve screwed up!!!!
 

MsPunK

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Dirty Mary Flint


You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

thats weird because i put that i wash once a day :(
 

ChilianFuckFace

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lilstonerkat said:
how the hell do you delete a msg when youve screwed up!!!!
Why didn't you just edit your post and wrote what you wanted to say? Just an IDEA!
 

_Kitana_

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Bloody Anne Bonney
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
 
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Bloody Harry Roberts
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
 

skylinec

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Bloody Sam Kidd: Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Oh ya I kick ass
 
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Bloody Davy Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
 
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Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
 
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Sweet.


Give me the name of the movie where the Dread Pirate Roberts came from and I'll give you a special prize.
 
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Ok, if SOMEONE gehts it, I'll give them a special prize.
 

Icarus

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I know it, but I cheated.

The Princess Bride.

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