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When You die...

Billybob

Gimmie Pwnies
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When you die, what do you want put on your tombstone? For me:

Here lies Billybob13, Hell stinks worse now.

Ps. you get a cookie if you know who I took that from.
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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#3
an epitaph. id like to sit down when im a lot older and write a bunch of them for depending on how i die. cancer, car crash, old age, etc. etc.
 

mariusthegreat

:: What Ebonics ::
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#11
"Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you"
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#12
billybob13 said:
When you die, what do you want put on your tombstone? For me:

Here lies Billybob13, Hell stinks worse now.

Ps. you get a cookie if you know who I took that from.

Im going to put:

Fuck you if you can't take a joke.
If you mess with my future generations, I will haunt you.
So sayeth me.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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I don't wanna either be in/under whatever a tombstone..I wanna become burnt up to dust and then smoked by young ppl believing I'm pot, and then I can play with them :)
 

PatticusRex

Powdered Toast Man
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I want to be cremated...and I want my ashes to be fired out of a cannon...

The whole, smoke up your ashes is pretty freakin awesome though :thumbsup: It'd be even funnier if they thought they were high too...