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Where is DG?

CopyLifted

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For those that care, she will be coming back soon. I promise.

I called Qwest the other day to get our phone/internet hooked back up and they had a little surprise for me.

I told them I wanted to upgrade my internet package I had to the 3Mbps package (we only had the 1.5 before). He told me that shouldn't be a problem, as long as I could get that in my area. After he does what ever he does to figure it out, he asks me why do I want the 3Mbps when I can get the 7Mbps. Holy shit!!! I had no idea Qwest had that for residential customers.

Well, I went with the 7Mbps package, of course.

So anyway, as to the title of this thread, since we are on a "borrowed" wireless network, and my comp is the only one that gets internet, she'd just rather wait until she gets her comp hooked up.

So, this Thursday evening we will have our internet back up and running. You will probably see more of her that evening. As for me, I'll probably be busy using up that 7Mbps speed. It'll be like a whole new internet for me. :D
 

ChilianFuckFace

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We truly do miss that bitch! ........... Opps did I say that outloud? lol

Damm man 7Mbps? thats fucking awesome! I am glad she'll be back.... we'll give her a welcome like she deserves! :cool:
 

CopyLifted

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ChilianFuckFace said:
We truly do miss that bitch! ........... Opps did I say that outloud? lol

Damm man 7Mbps? thats fucking awesome! I am glad she'll be back.... we'll give her a welcome like she deserves! :cool:
Yeah, my jaw dropped when he said 7. I had to ask him if he made a mistake..twice. :happysad:

Say what outloud? are you ok man? :p

She should be ready to tear ya'll apart. ;)
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Whheeee, Dg is coming back!
 

icka

fuckoffanddiekthx!
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i like dg! yay for coming back.

nobody ever announces when im leaving and coming back

fuck all of you!
 

ChilianFuckFace

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icka said:
i like dg! yay for coming back.

nobody ever announces when im leaving and coming back

fuck all of you!
Fuck me all you want...

the reason; we don't know when you are coming or going...
 

meh_it_all

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Fuck me all you want...

the reason; we don't know when you are coming or going...
Precisly, we don't live with you.

Duh
 

screwy

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I can just imagine both of you online at the same time...

</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> come get some dinner
<|C|o|p|y|> wait a mniute im just finishing off my newxbox mod
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> the one that lets you run windows bob?
<|C|o|p|y|>no the one that lets me run solaris 10 on windows bob
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> well dinners getting cold ok
<C|o|p|y|> wat is it?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> i made us some beef strogasnoff
<C|o|p|y|> made?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> yeah
* C|o|p|y| has logged out
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> dustin?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> wat the fuck unlock ur door!
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> FUCKING UNLOCK IT OR ILL CALL SOCIAL SERVICES AGAIN!

Ahhh... The memories...
 

icka

fuckoffanddiekthx!
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screw_ball said:
I can just imagine both of you online at the same time...

</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> come get some dinner
<|C|o|p|y|> wait a mniute im just finishing off my newxbox mod
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> the one that lets you run windows bob?
<|C|o|p|y|>no the one that lets me run solaris 10 on windows bob
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> well dinners getting cold ok
<C|o|p|y|> wat is it?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> i made us some beef strogasnoff
<C|o|p|y|> made?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> yeah
* C|o|p|y| has logged out
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> dustin?
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> wat the fuck unlock ur door!
</~DuSt|nZgrrrrl227~/> FUCKING UNLOCK IT OR ILL CALL SOCIAL SERVICES AGAIN!

Ahhh... The memories...
ugh.. no
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Bullshit. I already know what you did with the real one.


(Guys, don't be suprised if this DG can speak fluent Chinese or something.)