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I got 3 fucking hours of sleep this whole weekend because of too much going on, and now i can't fucking sleep cause I just filled myself with WAY TOO MUCH damn food a few minutes ago and I'm so wired.. So I think I'll go turn on some TV, and hope some stupid Bigfoot or Ghost special is on the History channel or something until my over-tiredness goes the hell away..
God, my eyes are on fire!
God, my eyes are on fire!
Maybe if you didn't watch so much porn ... your eyes wouldn't be on fire. 
I need to sleep too, but unfortunately I'm too awake to sleep. Funny how a three hour nap in the evening can do that to you. I'm watching LoTR again until I get sleepy; of course I won't bother to watch the 45 minutes of endings.
I need to sleep too, but unfortunately I'm too awake to sleep. Funny how a three hour nap in the evening can do that to you. I'm watching LoTR again until I get sleepy; of course I won't bother to watch the 45 minutes of endings.
sitting infront of my computer, bored, beer in one hand........................smoke in the other...............................hmmmmmmmm. Why are we saying where we are and what we are doing? ok ok its friday night, I need a life, if i didn't hate people so much maybe one day i'll get one. Now i'm depressed.
Well. . . I'm definitely out of my mind. . .
But here are the steps to a nice sleep:
1) Sip tea
2) Gulp tea
3) Drink warm milk
4) Eat honey comb
5) Eat more honey comb
6) Drink warm milk
7) You've fallen asleep reading this post
8) Wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
9) Go to bathroom
10) Go to the medicine cabinet
11) Eat sleeping pills
12) Fall asleep
13) Wake up next day pissed off at this post
14) Break computer
15) Go to school
16) Fall asleep eternally
But here are the steps to a nice sleep:
1) Sip tea
2) Gulp tea
3) Drink warm milk
4) Eat honey comb
5) Eat more honey comb
6) Drink warm milk
7) You've fallen asleep reading this post
8) Wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
9) Go to bathroom
10) Go to the medicine cabinet
11) Eat sleeping pills
12) Fall asleep
13) Wake up next day pissed off at this post
14) Break computer
15) Go to school
16) Fall asleep eternally
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