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JimmyStuart71

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Hiya peeps, been a long while since I gave a fuck enough to do forums or chat rooms. I guess I woke up bored and too fat to jack off. So here goes I turn 48 this year, I know woopty fuckin do. I've been married and divorced three times and I am currently living with my older brother since I have lost the ability to walk and now living on disability. I push through just cause I'm stubborn and there is all ways someone worse off. While I'm not a total trainwreck, I drink way more whiskey than would be considered healthy for a guy on two types of bp meds and pain killers. I am as real as I can be so howdy and thanks for reading.
 
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I'm torn between roasting you and hugging you while crying my eyes out. But my arms aren't long enough to wrap around you. ❤
 
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CoprophagousCop

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It's a good thing he didn't make an account 2 years ago. Then he would be named JimmyStuart69.

I wrote 72, as in the year 1972, the year he would have been born if he is turning 48 this year.
How would him making an account 2 years ago affect his age?
 
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MaxPower

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I wrote 72, as in the year 1972, the year he would have been born if he is turning 48 this year.
How would him making an account 2 years ago affect his age?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our one member who knows math.
 
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JimmyStuart71

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Holy crap you peeps are right I do turn 49 this year._.Fuckin hard drugs._.But in my defense I woke up hungover and sexually frustrated. That being said my email addy is [email protected] com and I do have a tat of Smiley the evil button (yes it's a shout out to Evil Ernie) on my chest with arguably one of the best lines from cinematic history written by none other than Kevin Smith surrounding it " I eat the pussy " ftom Zac and Meary make a porno.
 
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