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Which one is the best?

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MrNewbie

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Allright this is some fun shit for you all!!! Tell me which one you think is best :thumbsup:




<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall



<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"


<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker


<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"


<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder


<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P


<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard


<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.


<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit


<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?


<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my ******s.
<Naive-EOC> Dead?
<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
<Ball-licker> In jail?
<Humur> Killing each other?
<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
<Sailym> Covered in blood?
<Humur> 5$ a piece?
<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
<Jaayy> ...
<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward


<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!

<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea
 

Jung

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I found this thread by searching for idiot.

 
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<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "Cocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
THAT ONE!
 

1ct-on!

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hiho dudes im back .....

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
That's the kind of shit we're talking about !! What a fucking dumbass!!
*omfg* How can a sucker like this be so fucking stupid !! !!

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
Inverted b ! Here you go ... d!! Hey Magic !!! An inverted d !
 

dustinzgirl

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johnny kuntz said:
I don't know little friend but you suck shit for sure :thumbsup:
Wow! Johnny said something that actually made sense!
:thumbsup:
Good job johnny!
 

JJ.

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I dont know why, but this one I laughed at.

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
 

Captain 151

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i read none of these, and this is stupid. Have a nice day.
 

MrNewbie

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Hello my name is creep, I didnt say I made the jokes but Im a total retard who gives out free blow jobs :thumbsup:


Why dont u just stfu? Ur probably a useless redneck at the farm trying to get connections over wtf.com. Oh sorry did I offend you? I dont fucking care :mfinger: go cry to ur mommy cause u didnt get a blowjob from that cow u have been looking at lately :mfinger:


Cheers
 

Bullshyt

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This reminds you of the good ole days doesnt it?
 

MrNewbie

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Dude u fucking got me there, I miss the good old days.. :(

Its only gonna last for tommorow then Im off wtf.com probably forever ... I dont get ip unbanned so thats kthxbye
 

MrNewbie

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Stop showing pictures of yourself Johnny, it makes urself look bad :thumbsdn: , guess u got to much anal
 
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Mr_Newbie said:
Stop showing pictures of yourself Johnny, it makes urself look bad :thumbsdn: , guess u got to much anal
thats not me you silly twat :p if I post my picture here the site would crash because of my incredeble and beautiful looks :p

:rotflmao:
 
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fuck off loser newb, you seem to lost your way :thumbsdn: maybe you never had it

get the fuck out
 

MrNewbie

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johnny kuntz said:
btw:

fuck off loser newb, you seem to lost your way :thumbsdn: maybe you never had it

get the fuck out
This is your special way to show me that u want cybersex? Good luck with skyline-cobra, you 2 seem to have it pretty good sending sex stories to each other.

Johnny you really need to stop writing about self-experience, sure you can cry about it but you dont NEED to mention it in every single post.

We all know's that you are experienced with fucking ur mother :thumbsup:


Cheers :mfinger:
 
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