heres one for starters
little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smoking an ounce of weed
when along came a spider that rolled up besider and sold her a kilo of speed
and theres the common nantuckit
there once was a man from nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped the cum from his chin if my ear was a bit bigger id fuck it
there ya go