WHO has never had a GF?

Seije

The Stranger Returns...
889
0
0
p99 said:
Maybe you should get off WTF.com and find some..

I'm in the double digits..
i don't know anyone in this city..and even when i did in school, everyone's taken
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
3,192
0
36
MINTyarse said:
I had a girlfriend.....................................................really I did. I also had sex with my penis. :(
what else would you have sex with..........your pussy?
 

YUCK FOU!!!

Critical Update Notification Tool.
6,597
2,180
537
ive had a few but they cost to much......one of them was a stupid little slut and the latest one which i dumped just recently made me reolise i dont need a girlfriend im too young may aswell enjoy single life :D :p
( ps ife got 3 girls in competition over me sop ive been told) but im not going out with a chick for a while
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
3,192
0
36
YUCK FOU!!! said:
ive had a few but they cost to much......one of them was a stupid little slut and the latest one which i dumped just recently made me reolise i dont need a girlfriend im too young may aswell enjoy single life :D :p
( ps ive got 3 girls in competition over me sop ive been told) but im not going out with a chick for a while
p.s.who told you these girls like you..............cause if its a freind don't trust it they will fuck you over

[logan]
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
2,731
1
100
Ignorance! said:
other than girls..... I guess lesbians can discuss too!
hmmmmm seeing how ive had my girl for the past 8 months i cant say hey ive not had 1. are you trying to tell us you havent had one.

NOTE=this is my 6th g/f what now.
 

Havok

Mr. Ee
10,772
59
253
Have you seen the ones that are handmade, that look almost lifelike?

I think they sell them for like $10,000. They pulse and move like a real person. That's some creepy shit.
 

teh anarchist

Ånarchist
1,456
1
352
oh-kay .. wow... about the too nice thing seije, I thought I was too nice and that the female population was only lookin for the assholes .. I really did, but I found I was wrong .. as soon as you can find a girl and they get to know you well enough they'll be whipped to ya. I know that a month ago I woulda said bullshyt to that, but it's true cause it happened to me .. you just gotta find that girl that doesn't want the asshole cause they do exist.
As far as inflatable dolls n shit ... online porn and your right hand do just as good of a job if not better - well I can't really say that cause I've never tried one of em .. but ew c'mon it's fucking plastic.
I had the first 16 years of my life without a gf but just wait a while and just be yourself .. just about the only thing worse than not having a gf is having one and acting like you're something you're not. If a girl doesn't like you for whom you are, they don't deserve you. I would have said that's all crap and not have believed any of it (aside from the doll thing .. I mean c'mon thats just fucking discusting) a month ago, but just wait for the right one and it will work out.
 

Seije

The Stranger Returns...
889
0
0
teh anarchist said:
oh-kay .. wow... about the too nice thing seije, I thought I was too nice and that the female population was only lookin for the assholes .. I really did, but I found I was wrong .. as soon as you can find a girl and they get to know you well enough they'll be whipped to ya. I know that a month ago I woulda said bullshyt to that, but it's true cause it happened to me .. you just gotta find that girl that doesn't want the asshole cause they do exist.
As far as inflatable dolls n shit ... online porn and your right hand do just as good of a job if not better - well I can't really say that cause I've never tried one of em .. but ew c'mon it's fucking plastic.
I had the first 16 years of my life without a gf but just wait a while and just be yourself .. just about the only thing worse than not having a gf is having one and acting like you're something you're not. If a girl doesn't like you for whom you are, they don't deserve you. I would have said that's all crap and not have believed any of it (aside from the doll thing .. I mean c'mon thats just fucking discusting) a month ago, but just wait for the right one and it will work out.
i've gone 19 years now and i'm beginning to hate every year of being alone...but yea your right, i just need to find someone...and i'm not even looking for 'hot' cuz really there are other things that attract me to girls more..like personality, their hair, their voice, how nice they are, sigh* oh well
 

YUCK FOU!!!

Critical Update Notification Tool.
6,597
2,180
537
Skyline-Cobra said:
p.s.who told you these girls like you..............cause if its a freind don't trust it they will fuck you over

[logan]
im the insane one i dont care what people think
 

Fugly

Tenderony
524
0
0
teh anarchist said:
oh-kay .. wow... about the too nice thing seije, I thought I was too nice and that the female population was only lookin for the assholes .. I really did, but I found I was wrong .. as soon as you can find a girl and they get to know you well enough they'll be whipped to ya. I know that a month ago I woulda said bullshyt to that, but it's true cause it happened to me .. you just gotta find that girl that doesn't want the asshole cause they do exist.
.

Its only been a month right? She will dump your sorry ass in about 5 months. That's how it goes. You think everything's different for you. That you found the one girl who actually likes you for you. Well keep being a tool my friend and eventually you will be a tool without a girlfriend. I know you won't believe me but its happened to EVERY SINGLE guy I know. Everyone's the nice guy once. Then that chick comes along and changes the way you think. Bye bye nice guy hello cynical chick hater. Mark my words it will happen. Its part of growing up.
 

Seije

The Stranger Returns...
889
0
0
Fugly said:
Its only been a month right? She will dump your sorry ass in about 5 months. That's how it goes. You think everything's different for you. That you found the one girl who actually likes you for you. Well keep being a tool my friend and eventually you will be a tool without a girlfriend. I know you won't believe me but its happened to EVERY SINGLE guy I know. Everyone's the nice guy once. Then that chick comes along and changes the way you think. Bye bye nice guy hello cynical chick hater. Mark my words it will happen. Its part of growing up.
i'll accept that..but i'm still going to the best i can
i think you just have to find the right person..
my parents stayed together since they were teenagers, my dad was 17 and mom was 19 when they married (and was pregnant with me)..
...but sometimes things can work out longer than others

but sadly enough...tommorrow is the court date for their divorce, my mom's 40 and dad is 37 or maybe 38, can't remember...but it looks like i'll never have a mom again :(
my dad is totally cool though
....and he's already got a new gf, my aunt's sister...her names Charo, she only speaks spanish though so he's learning it, and they all from mexico so we may move there one day, or at least to texas