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Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. No, come to think of it, you would.
Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
For your information Numb Nuts, this is not "all" we do!
In fact this is where we come to complain about everything that everyone else does and everything that goes wrong for us.
So befor you go getting your bra strap twisted with your fantastically optimistic visions of a better world that will never exist, just keep in mind the fact that we are reserving all our saved up bitch sessions for this forum so that the fragile public we are all unfortunately a part of is not thrown into chaotic up-roar!