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Who's bitch is your bitch? And who is/are your stalker(s)?

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mmm...cheese

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Okay, it occurs to me that there is a LOT of dispute concerning who's bitch is who's and who is who's stalker. SO, I have decided that the only way of answering this is to ask them themselves who their stalker(s) and bitch(es).

In this thread you will post:
1) who your bitch(es) is/are.
2) who your legal stalker(s) is/are.
3) who your illegal stalker(s) is/are.

Goht it?

Okay, I have only one bitch, and that is Dotcunt. I'm not sure if I have any stalkers, legal or illegal, so if I do, point them out to me.
 

1ct-on!

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well i haven't got one but i like to ,
besides i'm stalking ....... no one

g-sus am i lame !! common guy gimme some
 
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SpikeySpike and BadEvilWrong are my bitches. I used to have more, but damn--good bitches are hard to come by these days. :shead:
 

mmm...cheese

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zoloftcasserole said:
SpikeySpike and BadEvilWrong are my bitches. I used to have more, but damn--good bitches are hard to come by these days. :shead:
Well... since you have no stalkers, I will be your LEGAL stalker. It would make your life more intersting, don't you think so? Anyhoo, it would sure make my life more interesting. So, hey, you don't closer your blinds! :woot:
 

1ct-on!

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right behind you zolo
damn good stalker you have there !!
 

lady victoria

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Max is my official stalker and Uber is part - time (filling in for Max in his absence)...all noobs and anyone I see fit is my bitch.;)
 

1ct-on!

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i need a bitch too ...........

/me searches a bitch ....... blah i couldn't find one ...
 

Tostig

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i'm nobody's bitch and the ladies' secret stalker. shh,they don't know.

guess i'm stardust's pet now, but it should be fun.
 

1ct-on!

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Tostig said:
i'm nobody's bitch and the ladies' secret stalker. shh,they don't know.

guess i'm stardust's pet now, but it should be fun.
she'll bend you over and you know , spank the shit outta you , ..... cool
 

void

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i don't like bitches.. i have foster children who i send polite PMs reminding them of this and that and how not to run foul of the larger smellier ones here..

i have a stalker. temporarily.
 

void

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BklynCannonball said:
I have to say none of the above.
no foster kids?

that's cold brooklyn, take someone under your wing and show them how you do things..
hmm, maybe it is better that you don't.. :p
 

1ct-on!

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oy .....:eek:

now *omfg* as i suppose it not really her , but it comes close ?
 

BklynCannonball

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Don't be so defensive. I meant it with love. You're a "noob" in the sense that you don't know me and I don't know you, dig?

And for the record, I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit, I don't wear glasses, and I have gorgeous hair (when washed).

Though I have been that trashed before, just slightly classier.

Void is just being playful.
 
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