Whos line 2

[Broken]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 

[Unforgiven]

i have noticed that... fucked up is what it is.

 

[TwisT]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

True........

 

[gehtfuct]

Who's line 2?

 

[Unforgiven]

I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....

 

[Broken]

I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....

Good guess, but "whos line" I looking for who said the quote. Although; a lame one liner thread fits as well.

 

[dustinzgirl]

The best in this kind are but shadows;and the worst are no worse,if imagination amend them

 

[dustinzgirl]

Here is another:

Get away from her you bitch!

And:

Its all right johnny (choke) because I got to have you. (cough)Johnny (choke) kiss me johnny (gasp) Johnny dont let me die! (cough blood gasp)

 

[Skitch0o0]

Get away from her you bitch!

Alien, right?

 

[dustinzgirl]

Alien, right?

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate

 

[dustinzgirl]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno

 

[Unforgiven]

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate

dark helmet, from spaceballs. whee. i win

 

[Skitch0o0]

Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno

Or maybe Seinfeld. He's done a lot of those "Have you ever noticed..." jokes.

 

[Broken]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno

DG with the point!

 

[Icarus]

"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."

 

[Seije]

"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."

that's kinda....odd

but i think i heard that from somewhere before...just dam short term memory...can't recall it

 

[MaxPower]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

 

[Skitch0o0]

"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.

 

[MaxPower]

http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=53018&postcount=14

Ya I saw that AFTER I posted. Good day to you sir.

 

[dustinzgirl]

"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.

Tom Hanks in Big?