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Broken

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
 

TwisT

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
True........
 
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I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
 

Broken

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Unforgiven said:
I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
Good guess, but "whos line" I looking for who said the quote. Although; a lame one liner thread fits as well.
 

dustinzgirl

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The best in this kind are but shadows;and the worst are no worse,if imagination amend them
 

dustinzgirl

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Here is another:

Get away from her you bitch!

And:

Its all right johnny (choke) because I got to have you. (cough)Johnny (choke) kiss me johnny (gasp) Johnny dont let me die! (cough blood gasp)
 

dustinzgirl

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Skitch0o0 said:
Alien, right?



:cookie:

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
 

dustinzgirl

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno
 
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dustinzgirl said:
:cookie:

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
dark helmet, from spaceballs. whee. i win
 

Broken

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


dustinzgirl said:
Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno

DG with the point!
 

Icarus

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"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
 

Seije

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NoSubstance said:
"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
that's kinda....odd

but i think i heard that from somewhere before...just dam short term memory...can't recall it
 

MaxPower

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
 

Skitch0o0

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"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
 

dustinzgirl

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Skitch0o0 said:
"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
Tom Hanks in Big?