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Broken

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
 
TwisT

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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True........
 
Unforgiven

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I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
 
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Unforgiven said:
I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
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Good guess, but "whos line" I looking for who said the quote. Although; a lame one liner thread fits as well.
 
dustinzgirl

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The best in this kind are but shadows;and the worst are no worse,if imagination amend them
 
dustinzgirl

dustinzgirl

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Here is another:

Get away from her you bitch!

And:

Its all right johnny (choke) because I got to have you. (cough)Johnny (choke) kiss me johnny (gasp) Johnny dont let me die! (cough blood gasp)
 
dustinzgirl

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Skitch0o0 said:
Alien, right?
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:cookie:

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
 
dustinzgirl

dustinzgirl

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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno
 
Unforgiven

Unforgiven

That Guy
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dustinzgirl said:
:cookie:

The other 2 might be pretty hard.

Here is an easy one:

I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
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dark helmet, from spaceballs. whee. i win
 
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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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dustinzgirl said:
Carlin?

Fuck, I dunno
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DG with the point!
 
Icarus

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"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
 
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The Stranger Returns...
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NoSubstance said:
"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
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that's kinda....odd

but i think i heard that from somewhere before...just dam short term memory...can't recall it
 
MaxPower

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You're my number two
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Broken said:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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George Carlin
 
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"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
 
dustinzgirl

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Skitch0o0 said:
"Looks like I'm on top."

Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
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Tom Hanks in Big?
 
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